An AU Where, Slowly, One By One, The Crew Dies From An Illness. Last To Go Is Luffy And Brook. Since

Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all

Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he

Me: yeah, they are really special to him

Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?

Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side

Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him

Me: 💀 Naw

Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed

Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight

Friend: .....

Me: .....

Me: I'm going for lunch,bye

Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH

27 points, not bad 😎👍

*Sobs violently* I LOVE LUFFY, I'M ADMITTING IT!!! I just finished one piece (the manga) and I'm crying. Why is he so FRIEND SHAPED! LIKE stop >:[

Um excuse me it might what?

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

Sanji: You know Luffy your brother is really nice.

Luffy: yeah I know! He used to be a lot more grumpy.

Sanji: yeah, he's really handsome to.

Luffy: yeah I guess?

Sanji: and god he's fit

Luffy: uh, well I um

Sanji: is he single?

Luffy: HAHAHA you're funny!

Sanji: .....

Luffy:.....

Sanji: Luffy I wanna fuck your brother

Luffy: get away from me

I'm dying

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

Sabo: Ah, well looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one

Ace: Manslaughter it is

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW