Percy : I’m Just A Normal Kid!
Percy : I’m just a normal kid!
*being a son of Poseidon,retrieves stolen lighting sceptre, finds Golden Fleece, holds up the sky, makes it out of the labyrinth and finds Daedalus, fought in the battle of manhattan, withstanding big prophecies of him multiple times, fights against Kronos, tries to stop his great grandmother which is also the earth goddess aka Gaea from awaking and succeeds*
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Maxon when his father threatened to ‘talk’ with America : No you’re not laying a finger on her. You can hit me, whip me, insult me and yell at me all you want but if you so much as breathe within five metres of her I’ll personally see to your death.
Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲
Jace Herondale : An evolution of feelings
*meets Clary* : She’s pretty
Few weeks later : I think I’m in love with her
Literally a week or shit after they get together : Oh shit she’s my sister
Him trying to rid off and deny his feelings : No I don’t love clary that way she’s my sister WDYM
Jace when Clary kisses him in the Seelie court : I know she’s my sister and everything but but like I want her and she desires me the most??? Why can’t we just date in secret???
Jace, at the end, when the poor boy finally realises that he’s a Herondale and NOT Clary’s brother : YES!!! I’M NOT HER BROTHER!!! MY FEELINGS FOR HER AREN’T WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
Conclusion : Jace seriously needs to get his shit together he fell in love with his May-be sister and wanted to date her. At the same time they weren’t really siblings so no harm I guess 😀-
Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*
Nico : ….
Optician : ….
Nico : …..
Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!
Nico: …It’s light black.
Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!
Inej : With me
Pekka : Well, where do you live?
Inej : With Kaz
Pekka : Where is your house?
Inej : Next to Wylan’s house
Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?
Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Pekka : TELL ME!
Inej : Next to my house
I can’t be the only one who somewhat ships Eadlyn Schreave and Kile Woodwork 😀
Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.
Go ahead, change my mind.
Inej : Jes, I was wondering-
Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!
Inej : What?
Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED
Inej :
Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?
Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?
Inej :
In my head these are all the hogwarts houses I think the Percy Jackson/ heroes of Olympus characters would be in :
Gryffindor : Hufflepuff :
Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang
Leo Valdez Will Solace
Percy Jackson Thalia Grace
Ravenclaw : Slytherin:
Annabeth Chase Piper McLean
Jason Grace Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano
Bianca di Angelo Nico di Angelo
Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter
Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition
Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework
And Leo with..Fred and George...
Wait no the STOLL TWINS
Oh gods I need a fan fiction
