Inej : Jes, I was wondering-
Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!
Inej : What?
Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED
Inej :
Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?
Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?
Inej :
Headcanon that Percy and Annabeth’s children have regular visits with their godly grandparents and Poseidon is absolutely open about his love for them while Athena tries to hide the fact that she finds the kids adorable.
Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter
Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition
Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework
And Leo with..Fred and George...
Wait no the STOLL TWINS
Oh gods I need a fan fiction
Eadlyn to Maxon : Dad, I’m never getting married, this selection is a waste of time.
Eikko (Erik) : *exists*
Eadlyn :
: Looks like that’s about to change
do you guys ever just wonder about Cardan’s mother’s reaction to his letters…? Like bestie your son is in love and missing his wife and you’re burning his letters…show some emotion…
Zeus : What is wrong with you?!
Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!
Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*
Nico : ….
Optician : ….
Nico : …..
Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!
Nico: …It’s light black.
Kaz : I protect my investments
The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE
Me and @jason-the-saving-grace27 have established that Maxon Calix Schreave is a great hugger. He will and does stay up and cuddle with America..and forehead kisses. Yes, this couple is absolutely smitten. I would like to see someone attempt to change my mind.
Maxon Schreave: ‘Hello, My dear.’
Me : BEISHSHSHAHSHSHHSJAJSISJSKJS AMERICAWHATWHYDOYOUNOTLIKETHISOMG