Optician : Okay, What Colour Is This? *points To Grey*

Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter

Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition

Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework

And Leo with..Fred and George...

Wait no the STOLL TWINS

Oh gods I need a fan fiction

Inej : Jes, I was wondering-

Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!

Inej : What?

Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED

Inej :

Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?

Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?

Inej :

Carter+ Zia ; Sadie + Walt/Anubis wedding

Part 1

Imagine in the future Carter and Zia have a double wedding with Sadie and Walt/Anubis. Sadie would definitely fuss about how she has to share the day with Carter, but of course she ends up being glad they did a double wedding. Now, let’s talk PROPOSALS. I feel like Carter would propose to Zia (or Zia proposes to Carter…) at the mall where they had their first date. Or in the room with a shrine of Zia’s parents in the first nome, because that’s where Zia (or Zia’s shabti , whatever) first opened up to Carter. Now, Sadie and her death boys (I’m not sorry.) They would probably think for a long time, and perhaps decide on just proposing at Brooklyn house OR in London. Sadie would totally adore a date in London where she got to see her mates and then finishing it off by proposing by where she and Anubis first kissed. (I’m describing my dream date in London. Sorry.) That’s all I have to say.

pov : the slow corruption of slowly becoming apart of the cruel prince fandom *cough* cult *cough*

I was just wondering - what's the ghost's opinion on, say, Herondales and Lightwoods? If a Herondale or a Lightwood were to step into Blackthorn manor and loudly announce themselves, how likely are they to get ass-whooped by the ghost? 🤔

We are likely to find out. ;)

The Kane chronicles or Magnus Chase : which one is better?

Go ahead I’m actually curious

Kaz : I protect my investments

The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE

Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲

Zeus : What is wrong with you?!

Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!

😭😭😭

breathtaking | jurdan

some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor

enjoy! <3

tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs

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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.

Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.

She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.

Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.

“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“ 

Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.

Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.

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