Maxon When His Father Threatened To ‘talk’ With America : No You’re Not Laying A Finger On Her.

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

I can’t be the only one who somewhat ships Eadlyn Schreave and Kile Woodwork 😀

Kaz : I protect my investments

The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE

Annabeth : Lesson number one in life, I’m always right.

Percy :

Eadlyn to Maxon : Dad, I’m never getting married, this selection is a waste of time.

Eikko (Erik) : *exists*

Eadlyn :

: Looks like that’s about to change

Maxon Schreave: ‘Hello, My dear.’

Me : BEISHSHSHAHSHSHHSJAJSISJSKJS AMERICAWHATWHYDOYOUNOTLIKETHISOMG

Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*

Nico : ….

Optician : ….

Nico : …..

Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!

Nico: …It’s light black.

Headcanon that Percy and Annabeth’s children have regular visits with their godly grandparents and Poseidon is absolutely open about his love for them while Athena tries to hide the fact that she finds the kids adorable.

Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!

Inej : With me

Pekka : Well, where do you live?

Inej : With Kaz

Pekka : Where is your house?

Inej : Next to Wylan’s house

Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?

Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Pekka : TELL ME!

Inej : Next to my house

Inej : Jes, I was wondering-

Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!

Inej : What?

Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED

Inej :

Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?

Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?

Inej :