the superior form of humor - that’s me 😉
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Jason Todd is for the girls, who keep insisting that they have a fucked up moral compass, but the minute something happens to a child or a woman, they are out of there, ready to fight, rage burning in their veins
anyone else just read the page of a book then need to read it again because nothing went in
i just…
There is one feeling that surpasses all other feelings in the world and I now know what it is
It’s the How To Train Your Dragon Theme Tune
That’s it. That’s the feeling
I get how Raoul seems to be the better choice for Christine and I don’t think he’s whiny or a drunk -
It’s just that he’s terribly gaslight-y - brushing away her fears and everything else with a - it’s fine I’ll protect you, the phantoms not even real just your imagination - and I think that’s a really sucky and toxic thing to do to anyone - especially when in a relationship with them
in a car in this sweltering heat I have decided that I am now a dog - living for the open windows and fast roads
science exams are something else man, someone mentioned the word osmosis and i just felt the need to recite the definition
I have decided that if I ever get an SO and they break my heart, the only apology I will be accepting is…
“I want you for worse or for better
I would wait for ever and ever
Broke your heart, I'll put it back together
I would wait for ever and ever”
You want me to be happy? That thing that killed Castiel?
I'm not one to bash anyone in general, but I definitely needed to get this off my chest.
Anyone who has ever said that women have an easy life has never really lived on this planet.
Women pick between love and career every fucking time. They almost never have the luxury to have both and be comfortable too.
Women are always sexualised, whether it be due to other people or older women in general, they always are- regardless of race, age, sexuality etc.
Women are treated unfairly in almost everything.
Women fear walking at night and doing very simple things that many consider a regular day occurence.
Women lack rites and basic health care- and no, I'm not speaking of the privileged ones who naturally are privileged or live in nations that provide them with such necessities, but the women who face constant discrimination due to their body, race, sexuality etc
Women are seen as objects to most persons and are not respected in this day and age.
So no, don't you dare say women have easy lives. Do not diminish our experiences and hardships. We live hard lives. And yet, we acknowledge it and move on and live.
Women are strong, courageous, beautiful, intelligent beings who do it and do a great fucking job.
They do it all and more despite their struggles.
Do not diminish our battles or our hardships.
Thank you.
idk i just think ducks are great
you know you done something right when you come across your own post and laugh before you realise it’s yours
me: it might be nice to be an Internet personality
[remembers I’m an introvert]
me: actually definitely not
[inspiration strikes]
me: I must post this immediately
[5 secs later]
me: I appear to have forgot
someone of relation [at laptop]: what’s a control centre
someone else: it’s a centre, right, and it controls stuff
someone of relation: helpful much
i know I’m still young but damn do I enjoy a good cup of tea after lunch
why does no one record everything I say I promise I’m actually really funny at the most inconvenient moments 🤦♀️
For reference I did not know a thing about the Grishaverse until I randomly decided to watch S&B on Netflix. Then I read SoC and S&B (not KoS yet) and obviously adored and obsessed. Now I’m rewatching S&B and WHAT?! Like these scenes with the crows are punching me in the gut. Kaz walks on screen and literal chills. I never felt this strongly the first time I watched bc I didn’t fully grasp but NOW…..
I just feel so educated
with the month of august here there is only one song I will be listening to and one song only 🌲
✔️ Salt air
✔️ Rust on your door
✔️ Never needed anything more …
august 🍷
@taylorswift 🍷 @taylornation 🍷
why does everyone find it weird that I enjoyed studying Shakespeare like did you not ever want to watch over epic battles from your tall castle window and then die
whoops
he’s a 10 but doesn’t comprehend/enjoy the art of puns