Idk I Just Think Ducks Are Great

in a car in this sweltering heat I have decided that I am now a dog - living for the open windows and fast roads

i have waited years for this moment…

✔️ Salt air

✔️ Rust on your door

✔️ Never needed anything more …

august 🍷

@taylorswift 🍷 @taylornation 🍷

whoops

There is one feeling that surpasses all other feelings in the world and I now know what it is

It’s the How To Train Your Dragon Theme Tune

That’s it. That’s the feeling

[inspiration strikes]

me: I must post this immediately

[5 secs later]

me: I appear to have forgot

You want me to be happy? That thing that killed Castiel?

why does no one record everything I say I promise I’m actually really funny at the most inconvenient moments 🤦‍♀️