Me: It Might Be Nice To Be An Internet Personality

i just…

books

y’know

✔️ Salt air

✔️ Rust on your door

✔️ Never needed anything more …

august 🍷

@taylorswift 🍷 @taylornation 🍷

whoops

[inspiration strikes]

me: I must post this immediately

[5 secs later]

me: I appear to have forgot

I have decided that if I ever get an SO and they break my heart, the only apology I will be accepting is…

“I want you for worse or for better

I would wait for ever and ever

Broke your heart, I'll put it back together

I would wait for ever and ever”

There is one feeling that surpasses all other feelings in the world and I now know what it is

It’s the How To Train Your Dragon Theme Tune

That’s it. That’s the feeling

You want me to be happy? That thing that killed Castiel?

why does no one record everything I say I promise I’m actually really funny at the most inconvenient moments 🤦‍♀️

he’s a 10 but doesn’t comprehend/enjoy the art of puns

in a car in this sweltering heat I have decided that I am now a dog - living for the open windows and fast roads