I Meant How Undertakers Behaviour With His Gf When Alon 😉

Can I use that for roaches as well? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😅😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

Tumblr seems to do targeted advertisements now. Or maybe that was just a coincidence that they are providing an ad for meat seasoning right after I posted about a cannibal seasoning their meat of choice. "The taste their meat craves" They even got the garlic I just talked about. Very fitting. Meat seasoning for cannibals. How neat. At least we now know the perfect christmas present for any cannibalistic friend you have.

Can I get some headcanons for Soma and/or Ciel exploring a graveyard at night with their s/o. Who knows how they managed to get rid of Angi and Sebastian, I'm sure they'll figure something out..

🎃 Soma:

He will be very excited for the idea—and less when you will actually reach the cemetery. It seemed like a great adventure idea and he is not easily frightened so he agreed without hesitation, right now, however, he will have mixed feelings about it. What if someone catches you? Arrests you? Kills you? The graveyard looked much more peaceful in the daylight, unlike in the middle of the night!

Soma will cling to your arm as if his life depended on it, suddenly remembering about all those scary folktales he head as a child and later on, during travelling arounf the world. What if all those ghosts are real? Can they hurt you anyways? Or just scare you to death?

He will be babbling more than usually, trying to kill the silence with his voice to prevent getting surprised by someone—or something. It will be rather succesful, though, since his tone will make everything want to get away from you, especially after hearing his high-pitched scream when the branch poked him on the shoulder while passing some graves near the trees.

Soma will beg you to come back home after the first few minutes on the cemetery, having enough of the adrenaline for the rest of the year. And prehaps some more, too.

🎃 Ciel:

What is even the point of that? Graveyard is dangerous in the night, this is the place where bandits could hide, after all. Still, he won’t want to ruin your mood and will agree to go exploring, although he will be extremely unwilling to waste the time like this.

After reaching the graveyard, he will mentally pat his own shoulder and admit that he was right from the very beginning—as always—seeing that this place was just perfect to hide from the eyes of rightful men. Good thing, he will bring a gun with him.

He will wander with you through the tombs, lazily taking next steps and wondering why did he even agree for that. Ciel will be completely and utterly bored, it is not like the dead can do you any harm and all the ghosts are nothing more than a fairytale told to the children to keep them calm and quiet. The silence surrounding the graveyard will be rather peaceful, though, as if it was completely divided from the outside world where all his duties and struggles were awaiting for his return.

He will be careful and observing yet relaxed during the whole exploring, knowing that he should protect you when needed, but not allowing the fear to take over his guts. For him, it will be nothing but an unnecessary stroll in the middle of the night, although he will think about your hand firmly holding his for a long time since you will come back to the manor.

He will catch a cold after that.

Slenderman HC how to get him in the mood and how he gets his s/o in the mood, and what does he do if they say no?

Slender {NSFW mention}

Step 1: Sit on lap

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

He’s an easy man to please, and if his s/o sits on his lap while he’s working, he’ll give in real easily to the distraction.

Or he’ll pretend to shoo them away and then call them back.

Also, any thigh-high stockings really tend to capture his attention.

So, struct in his office with some nylons, and sit on his lap, wrap your arms around his neck and tell him how much you’ve missed him all day,  and he won’t be able to resist you.

He’s a romantic guy, so he’ll most likely kiss ass all day for an amazing night to follow.

But if it happens to be an unplanned thing, you can easily find his mood by his actions.

Light touches on your hips, a kiss on the neck that lasts a second too long, and hushed whispers about how he’ll treat you once you get some alone time.

He doesn’t beat around the bush too much when it comes to mentioning his needs.

If they say no, he’ll pout on his own for a little bit.

And maybe sulk at the window.

He’ll also be kind of petty,

“It’s not like I finished work early or anything-”

Just snide little comments that make you glare in his direction.

He shuts up quickly, after you do that, though.

He’ll just jerk one out to alleviate himself, although he’d much rather have you there with him to help.

Not Halloween-y but could you write about the slender brothers purring around their s/o for the first time?

 Slender

Just come into his office when he’s in a good mood and start loving on him.

You’re bound to get a purr soon or later if the environment is right.

Some long and loving touches and slow kisses will prompt his purring.

You pause from the sudden static rumble from your boyfriend’s throat.

You’ve never heard it before, but by the way he leans into you, he seems to be enjoying himself.

Slender will lean his head into your side as you massage his temples as a deep, gravelly purr with a whisper of static rumbles from his throat.

You allow him to stay like that for a calming break, before being coaxed on his lap to retrieve even more purrs from your boyfriend.

Offender

As everyone knows, Offender is a very loving person.

He can usually create a short-lived purr on command, but there are times where he surprises himself before falling asleep while cradling his s/o.

It’d have to be a quiet night where Offender can get lost in his thoughts thinking about his s/o, and how much time and love he’s spent with them.

You’ll be shifted awake by a mass of muscle scooting closer to you, along with a gaining purr in volume.

Offender has a loud purr, so you won’t be getting much sleep tonight.

You were aware of his purring since he mentioned it in passing, but you couldn’t imagine it’d keep you awake.

But the lopsided smirk he’s sporting will never spark disgruntlement.

You just hold him closer and leave butterfly kisses along his cheeks in content.

Trender

It will take a while into the relationship for Trender to purr around his s/o.

He doesn’t purr often, and there’s rarely moments long enough for it to be prompted.

Everything has to be perfect to hear his cute raspy purr.

It was a long day at work, and he was dead on his feet from slaving over another ballgown for a rich party for rich people who seemed to all request his clothing at once.

Trender fell into your arms, and didn’t even bother to take his shoes off before hand.

All he knew that night was cuddling up to his s/o’s chest and taking a very long nap in their arms.

There isn’t much else to it besides tracing your touch along his skin and keeping Trender relaxed in your hold for a good nights sleep.

He wouldn’t even know he was purring until his s/o mentioned it the next morning.

Splendor

The first time hearing him purr would be the first time you cuddle..

Splendor purrs easily, and it can surface whenever he’s in close contact with you, whether it be a cuddle or a long hug.

And Splendor is a huge cuddle bug, he’ll hop onto any given chance to snuggle up under a blanket.

And just after a few minutes, Splendor was putty in your arms.

He’s just so peaceful and content and cute, your heart just can’t handle it.

Press a few kisses to his cheeks and he’ll be glowing.

The high-pitched sound surprised you at first, and before you could ask if he was alright, he buried his freckled cheeks into the crook of your neck.

Splendor was content, and even though your heart was racing, you kept still and enjoyed the solitude.

You're not enjoying being alive very much, do you? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍😭😳🥹🥺☺️😌😉😇👉🏻👈🏻

Hello again, Mycroft! How's life? 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌😋😁😉🥺

Hey!! I think I’ve seen a relative of your around recently their home was like a trapdoor. Do you have a big family? Or small one? (＾－＾)?

Oh! There are many Thraphosidae to go around! I'm guessing you perhaps live somewhere in Australia, yes? Or perhaps in a warmer country, outside of Europe? Trapdoor-spiders, like the atrax robustus for example, often live there! But those are also much more venomous and deadly than myself. Theyalso are quite vicious and aggressive, but not any less beautiful! So yes! I guess, that gives me a pretty large family! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻

I've been able to successfully let her go back into the wild. Or better phrased yet, she decided it was time to go back to her life in the wild herself.

Of course I've hurried outside and was worried at first, but after some time I was able to watch her reconnecting with her family.

I watched her being fed by her Mom, which was cute but hit right home. I was kind of sad that she's gone now and I have no bird to care for anymore, but I was also really happy to know that Elischeba is healthy and back with her family. But I do have to admit that I still miss her a lot... 🕷️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁🥹🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Hi there, Mr. Holmes! What are your thoughts about arachnophilia and entomomania? *Leaves big chocolate cake for you*

Arachnophilia and entomomania? How thoroughly... intriguing. The love of spiders and the fear of insects. I suppose everyone needs a lexicon hobby.

Without proper context, I'm afraid I don't have any interesting thoughts on them.

As for the cake, your offering is duly noted. I trust it is dark chocolate?

Hi! God I missed you so much!) Welcome back!

Thanks! And sorry for getting to answering this late!

Lots have been going on actually in the life outside of Tumblr. I was in Sweden for two and a half month without any Wi-fi and got my hip placed back in place properly.

It was out of place, due to a hiking accident seven years ago and the doctors (of course 🙄) didn't find a thing and didn't know what's wrong with me, when even I could feel a the bone of my hip sticking up against my skin and against my right groin bone.

Due to always only laying around and pumping myself full of strong painkillers (that didn't even help and were very bad for my heart) to at least cope with the daily pain a little better, I got scoliosis and my muscles in legs and back went pretty much bye-bye, which is why I'm still quite unstable and have to wear a corset (which is annoying).

I've also had water in my thighs. In fact, so much that I couldn't even bend my knees properly anymore. And I was pigion-toeing very heavily to the point where my toes would almost touch each other or I would stumble over them often, while I was only walking on the outer space of my feet because of the hip misplacement.

Thanks to the treatment though I can finally walk properly and I'm not in pain anymore. I also lost a lot of weight during treatment with luke-warm lemon water to manage to discharge the trabbed water in my thighs and around my stomach. So now I'm about half my former weight! I lost 18 inches around the stomach.

Since I hope to go to Sweden again someday, I'm currently trying to learn Swedish and it's going quite good so far!

Recent events also had it that I got to care for a carrion crow! I suspect that it's a female and called her Elischeba, or Elli for short. My Mom found her in the morning when she went out for work barely three weeks ago.

Right now Elli is undergoing a worm treatment. These worms are living and multiplying in her lungs and giving her trouble breating, so they got to go.

However, when I made my way to the vet the first time to deliver a poop sample to the vet with my E-scooter, I've spontanously decided to pick beef with the pavement and it went out 1:0 for the pavement (According to a friend of mine the scooter said aveda kedavra 😂). After my tumble to the ground I felt very dizzy, disoriented and very nausous. And my hearing went woosh for a few minutes.

Though the X-ray didn't show a thing and I suspect it's just simply heavily sprained. I still can't move or bend my wrist and it started bruising pretty badly. But I think that it'll be fine in the end.

That was the update so far :)

BURNED!!! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍💯😌✨😁😉☺️😂🤣🤤🥳👉🏻👈🏻

How much money would it cost me for you to give me a strip tease show?

Obviously, more than what your dignity is worth.

The amount being "Absolutely-Not-Ever" with a generous side of "Mocking-Sarcasm".

Not your division, I guess? And you know me! I know bugs well! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍💯👀✨🥺🥹🥲😳😅☺️😁😉😌👉🏻👈🏻

Hey Greg! Did you know that big dragonflies can speed up to 130 miles per hour??? Cheetah's can also speed up to 130 miles per hour, but only for about 20 seconds, so a big dragonfly can easily beat a cheetah in a race!

Dragonflies can also make it from Lybia to Iceland in only four days flat! Awesome, isn't it?! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍☺️😁😉😌🥳👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

Is this true? I don't know any bugs to confirm these facts with. Feel like I'd need a detective for this. Or someone who really knew bugs. Wonder if I know anyone like that...