Can I Use That For Roaches As Well? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😅😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

Slenderman Headcanons?

- He has 2 sides.

- The side that is maternal and wishes for kin

- And the fighting secluded side we all see

- He can be exceedingly kind to some. Almost acting as a rearing figure.

- Will let the exceedingly rare few he actually enjoys the company of, lean against him to rest.

- Sometimes he wishes to be a father of sorts. But knows that would not be smart. So he finds solace in “raising” his boys.

- Teach then to be smart. Teach them to be strong. Teach them to love these woods.

- Very protective of what he calls his own.

- Does not talk how you would think. You can hear and talk to him yes. But it’s telepathic. He can choose wether or not the rest of the room can hear him or just one person

- He can contact his proxies at any time, anywhere through their minds. He can make them see things.

- Enjoys staying in his office to rummage through old documents from the before times, and to walk through his woods. He likes it there.

- He enjoys poetry. Do not tell. Is secret.

- Very mature humor

- Does not laugh at dirty jokes

- Respect both genders.

- Respect HIM

- Would prefer no one to have premarital sex in his household.

- Cannot cook well. Can cook to provide Necessary nutrients though.

- knows how to stitch up a wound like it’s no ones business

Hey could I get some good omens content? Maybe Aziraphale x fem reader headcanons?

sorry for getting to this so late! 

- if you have long hair this boy will definitely braid it all the time. 

- if he gets attached he will stick to you like glue. 

- he always is attempting to get you to smile. 

- is a total cuddler 

- his main nickname for you would be darling or sweetheart 

- it is very easy to fluster him 

- if you’re into reading he will find you very old books 

- if you get sick he will not leave your side until you get better 

- he was very flustered the first time you called him baby 

- he tries to keep pda to a minimum around Crowley, but he sometimes slips up :)

- if he ever gets jealous just pepper him in kisses 

- gives the best birthday gifts 

- he’s not much of a flirter but when he does prepare to be flustered 

- loves to carry you either it be in his arms or on his back 

- if you’re ever sad he will cuddle with you and attempt to get you to laugh 

- if ya’ll ever fight just make sure to give him space, he’ll come around 

Body worship headcanons for Soma and Agni, please 🙏 thank you, thank you, thank you!

Alrighty!

Prince Soma:

Is definitely the type who would prefer receiving praises than giving them, partly because he doesn’t think he’s good at it, partly because he simply enjoys being spoiled. It doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t try it the other way around, on the contrary—if his lover would ever shower him with affection during sex, he would want to repay her equally.

Once you would move your kisses from his lips down his neck and then chest, he would melt under your touch. Draw your fingers down his sides, feel his ribs rising when he inhales deeply and arches his back just to show you how much he’s enjoying it, longing for you. Kiss his skin, lick it, bite it, whisper sweet nothings against it and he would turn into a mess, squirming on the velvet sheets and pleading you to never stop.

Tell him he’s a good boy.

Additionally, it would be very hard to not worship the prince, considering the way he might sometimes dress up for the passionate night with you. The scent of incenses, the bright coloured sheets, the dim light of the candles and him, dressed in thin, golden jewelry decorating his neck and waist and arms and ankles. His skin would smell of various body oils and perfume—intense but fitting him perfectly. Delicious.

He would love it if you took your time with him, praising him and his body. It would be a shame to finish the fun so quickly, since the night was so young, after all. The thing which would make him no less excited but definitely more flustered is if you repeated that you love him. Say it over and over again while slowly massaging the inner sides of his thighs and he would start stuttering when trying to say the same to you.

Agni:

Surprisingly or not, worshipping your body comes naturally to Agni, whether you would mention wanting to try it out or not. There was not a single time when he wouldn’t be worshipping you—caressing your body, stroking it in just the perfect ways and looking at you with such an endless amount of love that you would feel completely naked underneath him, if you weren’t already bare.

The very idea of having you in his bed is enough to make Agni’s cheeks warm and when it would happen, he would definitely want it to be as wonderful as possible. He would give you compliments, comment on those parts of the body you might not find particularly attractive (and with some undisclosed poetic skill cherish them with the sweetest words) and use his fingers to perform real magic upon your skin.

That is, because Agni has a great knowledge about bodies in general and so, no soft points would slip past his attention. He would find them all, touch them, massage, knead and leave open-mouthed kisses on them. None of your insecurities will be safe while Agni is on his watch!

He would literally show you things you had no idea were that pleasant, for example (if you were willing and allowed it, of course) he might give you the most relaxing feet massage. Then, he would move up to your calves and higher to the thigs, making sure that all your muscles are not tensed anymore.

His fingers are truly magical.

Once Agni would finally taste you, he wouldn’t let you go that easily. Watching your expression change during orgasm would be equal to the enormous wave of love for you drowning him yet once again—and he would be intoxicated by it. He would want to see you do it again and again, each time admiring how responsive you are and not being afraid to mention it from time to time. Agni would casually eat you up for the hours straight and end up with an honestly innocent stating that you taste delicious and he wants you to squeeze his tongue like that again.

Unintentionally he might cross the line of dirty talking but wouldn’t notice it until you told him. Then, he would get all flustered and become quiet.

Can u write friendship headcanons for slenderman , jeff and masky with a frend who sticks out in the mansion for being pure , innocent and kind? The type of person that makes lunches for the proxys wen they go out for a mission and pack's the sandwiches so that are cut to look like dinosaurs and is a all around positive person to be around? Thank you!

Slender:

He appreciates you more than he could ever express. You help him out in so many ways and keep the mansion's moral up exceedingly high, and it does a lot for all of them. He tries to tell you that you don't have to be so worried over everyone and that you can take breaks and relax too, but when you tell him that it's just something you really love doing with that big happy smile of yours he just can't help but pat you on the head and thank you for it.

Jeff:

Having someone like you around does a lot of good for Jeff's mental state. Being around someone cheerful, kind, and supportive of him helps him to feel much happier and takes a lot of the stress off of his shoulders. You'll always be one of his go to's, especially when he gets off of work because your smile and bubbly attitude can always bring him back into a happy mood after all of the horrible things that he has to do out there.

Tim:

Tim feels spoiled by you, and he loves doing things in return for you as well. You've made their lives much happier and easier, and he can't thank you enough. You've especially done so much for Toby, and Tim is almost amazed at how much Toby has grown as a person since you've been around. Whenever you make lunch for them before work Tim always makes it up to you by making you dinner, just so he can express his thanks.

That's okay! Thanks for the tipps anyway, Doctor! ...I also think I may or may have broken my scapthoid when I was was driving around with one of those e-scooters in my human form the other day. ...And I may or may not have waited for the symptoms to becomes better when they only became worse for five weeks! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😚😅😬🥺🙃🙂🥲🥹☺️😌✨👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

Hello doctor Watson! Just a quick question; How often should a hip normally be able to move out of socket (thanks to hip dysplsia)? 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁😳😭😅🥺🥹😇👉🏻👈🏻

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If you have a diagnosis then your doctor should know severity and those questions should be directed at them. If it's a severe anomaly then there are treatment options/surgery.

It's important to talk about options with your doctor early as this is a classic condition that worsens over time, especially if you develop arthritis. Surgery is far more successful in those without arthritis in the hip.

So, please make sure to check this out with your doctor sooner rather later. As much as I'd love to help, I'm not sure I can work with such small equipment for your tiny arachnid body.

...Should I be worried? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️😅😂🤣✨💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

merry crimemas, what crime are you planning on committing?

sodomy

How do the slender brothers flirt/inpress someone

Slender: he’s not doing that unless you explicitly tell him how you want him to. He’ll die of shame if he tries anything else, no matter how successful he is.

Offender: hey bby you look hot af lemme get your number

Splendor probably just makes a lot of compliments!! He may try to show off how good he is with kids and be all “"hey, wouldn’t it be nice if we raised kids together!?” but that’s the most nsfvv it’s gonna get

Trender: “"Oh, my, your clothing… it appears to be torn… and the stitches… they’re about to come out…, take your clothes off so i can fix them for you…………. besides you look better nude.”

Fine, I'll take the Katydid. But just so he knows, I would greatly prefer a tarantula.

Never saying yes to a marriage proposal, unless it’s like this

I've been able to successfully let her go back into the wild. Or better phrased yet, she decided it was time to go back to her life in the wild herself.

Of course I've hurried outside and was worried at first, but after some time I was able to watch her reconnecting with her family.

I watched her being fed by her Mom, which was cute but hit right home. I was kind of sad that she's gone now and I have no bird to care for anymore, but I was also really happy to know that Elischeba is healthy and back with her family. But I do have to admit that I still miss her a lot... 🕷️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁🥹🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Hi there, Mr. Holmes! What are your thoughts about arachnophilia and entomomania? *Leaves big chocolate cake for you*

Arachnophilia and entomomania? How thoroughly... intriguing. The love of spiders and the fear of insects. I suppose everyone needs a lexicon hobby.

Without proper context, I'm afraid I don't have any interesting thoughts on them.

As for the cake, your offering is duly noted. I trust it is dark chocolate?

Could I request for the Yandere slender Bros having eyes for the same person?

haha what eyes

Yan!Slender Brothers

Out of all of them, I think Slender would be the worst.

He has a power complex, and it's not the principle whether he has his darling, it's the principle that you are HIS.

Slender does not take it kindly that there's three other people after you, let alone his brothers of all people.

He morally can't dispose of them (and on top of that his Mother would slaughter him).

But he does try to scare them off with threats and even some bodily harm.

Second handedly, of course.

But Offender isn't afraid to throw hands with anyone.

He will physically fight for his love, whether it kills him in the process or not.

He might get a brain injury or two if he tries to go after Slender, who for sure has the most custody over you at the moment.

Trender is more reasonable and tries to talk things out to create a deal.

He'll borrow you for a day or so to say goodbye, and then give you back to Slender.

Of course, he won't follow through with it, but that's beside the point.

Splendor, however, is a little shit.

He's the youngest sibling, and he knows how to get away with a lot of things under his brother's noses.

If he's strategic enough, he'll be able to whisk you away while Slender is distracted with his other siblings.

Slender, Splendor, Offender will not give you a choice between the four. If you don't love them, you'll just have to learn.

Trender is more lenient and self-aware. He knows you can't change love. But he will try to change himself so your heart will sway in his favor.

This doesn't mean he won't pop up frequently to check on you.