Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
Anakin: she's probably committing crimes right now.
Obi-Wan: who is?
Y/N *walking in looking disheveled*: what are you, a cop? fuck off.
when you’re rebellious teenager who doesn’t wanna listen to that one mom friend
Lando: when you said 'magic in bed' this was not what I was expecting...
Y/N: *pulling a card from the deck* was THIS your card?
Lando: holy-
five nights at freddy’s except instead of five nights at the pizzeria mike spends five nights in my bed‼️
what if everyone voted for logan for driver of the day on sunday because bro is spending 4th of july in england
me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw 💕
Anakin: Fuck you
Y/N: No, fuck you. You’re the bottom in this relationship.
Anakin:
Anakin, confused: We haven’t even banged.
Oh dear George Russel, thank you for your service🤭🫡
been telling myself "just gotta get through the day" every day since i was 8
Y/N: *does something cute*
Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you
Y/N: What was that?
Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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