Lando: when you said 'magic in bed' this was not what I was expecting...
Y/N: *pulling a card from the deck* was THIS your card?
Lando: holy-
Oh dear George Russel, thank you for your service🤭🫡
Im crying this lizard red flagged the session bc it was walking so slowly but the moment it saw the marshals he HIT DA BRICKS 👣‼️
~Lando in a McLaren video w/ Y/N as pr~
Lando: I'm afraid no other fruit is topping mangos. They are simply the best fruit.
Y/N: what do you know about topping
Lando: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*
me: i want him so bad
screaming without the s
james kelly is so fucking hot. i need him. that’s it. that’s all i got.
forgive me.
no other words, my work here is done 🤭🤩<3
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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