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Cole Brock - Blog Posts
Y/N: Did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts?
Colby: *mouth full of donuts* No...
Y/N: Then what's that on your pants?
Colby: That's cocaine.
Y/N: *does something cute*
Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you
Y/N: What was that?
Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Colby: *sneezes*
y/n: *who is invisible* bless you
Colby: god?
911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, what’s your emergency?
Colby: Yes, Y/N has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.
911 Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?
Colby: …*mumbles*
911 Dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?
Colby: …I put on a maids dress-
Colby: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.
Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*
Colby: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
Colby: truth or dare?
Y/N: *exasperated* truth
Colby: do you want to kiss me?
Y/N: dare.
Colby: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Y/N: never have I ever-
Colby: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe