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*having dinner with Anakin and Obi-wan*
Y/N: The food is too cute, I just can't eat it!
Obi-wan:
Anakin: You're cute, but I'd still eat y-
Obi-wan: ONE DINNER
Y/N: *sighs* here we go again
Obi-wan: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
Y/N:*bursts into room, starts panicking*
Anakin:
Anakin: what happened?!
Y/N: no one died.
Anakin: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER-
Y/N: do you trust me?
Liam: no.
Y/N: smart man-
Y/N: If karma won't fuck you, I will.
Liam: Is this a pickup line or a threat?
Y/N: Both.
*Anakin and Y/N arguing*
Y/N: Y’know what? Fuck you!
Anakin: I already did!
Y/N: …
Anakin: - and I did it real good!
Y/N: …
Anakin: …
Y/N: - you did.
Anakin: I have something to ask you.
Y/N: *looks at watch* uhm, we should hurry up, but, okay, Ani, sure go ahead.
Anakin: I’d like to know if you really, huh, like me
Y/N: …
Anakin: …
Y/N: Ani, we’ve been together for 7 years and we’re getting married in 10 minutes-
Anakin: Fuck you
Y/N: No, fuck you. You’re the bottom in this relationship.
Anakin:
Anakin, confused: We haven’t even banged.
Y/N: Did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts?
Colby: *mouth full of donuts* No...
Y/N: Then what's that on your pants?
Colby: That's cocaine.
Y/N: *does something cute*
Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you
Y/N: What was that?
Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Colby: *sneezes*
y/n: *who is invisible* bless you
Colby: god?