"Those Blankets Look Like There's A Person Under Them. But My SO Is Downstairs, So Obviously Not. They're

"Not all Trump supporters are racist, but they're okay with racism." Naw. Like, I get it, but if someone thinks the safety of brown people would be nice, yet worth trading for the tax rate they want, then yes, that is still racist.

“Look at all these inspirational posts. I could get started on my goals right now. I have books    to learn from, and tools to practice. I have free time right now. Nothing’s stopping me.” *continues scrolling past the thought*

Those Logical, Honorable People Who Remain Neutral.

People are so well-aware that not being held accountable is to the advantage of the perpetrator in situations of injustice that we have sayings built around this concept, such as "getting away with murder." But they still pretend to not understand that they're helping oppressors when they remain "neutral." You're full of shit. Stop lying.

Not being able to afford your drugs is a hell of a drug.

Anyone who makes pot candies but doesn't market them as "lollipots" is wasting an opportunity.

Why is there not an ice cream delivery service?

I demand answers.

Random people: "You get to go to college for free since you're Native American, right?" Me: *cries a slow, single tear as the wind picks up my hair and a flute plays mournfully from nowhere*

❤️💙🖤💛

The next time some fragile prick has their privilege pointed out when they're being harmful, and responds by saying some variation of "you're trying to make me feel bad for being a white male," just say "that's such a white male thing to say."

This is of course customizable for the type of privilege you're viciously attacking this poor, blameless person for, instead of spending more of your time and energy giving them the education you clearly owe them, like you're supposed to.