Anyone Who Makes Pot Candies But Doesn't Market Them As "lollipots" Is Wasting An Opportunity.

"Pretty pretty rainbow!" -Me "YOU'RE a pretty pretty rainbow!" -My S.O.

When they say "make love, not war," but your cock ring is stretchy enough to shoot at your partner like a rubber band.

Every time my hooded eye-self looks at makeup techniques or inspo.

The truth will s̶e̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶ f̶r̶e̶e̶.̶ make you uncomfortable; it's still the truth.

A new fun thing I started doing: eating ice cream while reading particularly toxic "thinspirational" vitriol.

STEM students who don't refer to their living areas as "stem cells" are wasting an opportunity and need to switch majors immediately.

You're not straight, you're just bi-curious.

One does not simply burn toast without calling the toaster a dick.

"I am not going to go pee. I just peed like five minutes ago, I refuse to let my bladder win." "That's not how it works..." "I. Refuse."

Little flag they put on little carts for children at the store. It is gross and disheartening in its truth. This is what children are in United States capitalism.