GUYS, ITS DUTCH😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Sadie when she visits Abigail, probably after she left John, teaches Abigail how to hunt and use a rifle (Im assuming she already kind of knows how to use a handgun/ revolver)

Abigail wants to be able to protect Jack and provide now that John isnt around atm and Sadie teaches her and helps around the house. Picturing them being sweet and happy even though Abigail is still sad about John

(they r lesbians your honor!!)

this is me rn. I have only a few more missions and I’m just staring at Hosea like. do not leave camp old man. I’m warning u.

almost at the end of chapter four in my current playthrough and it actually pains me to walk by hosea in camp😭😭 STAY AT HOME!! DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS! i love you grandpa please do not die please please

sean macguire would be the worst counselor ever bc when his kids start burping loudly at the lunch table he’d just join in

Charles glances over and is like “ur worse than a child!””

john after javier saves him climbs up on javiers horse and is freezing so he leans into himfor warmth and then “accidentally” touches him with his ice cold hands just to fuck w him

arthurs just watching these two queers like 🤨

filing my taxes rn and i can just picture a confused asf Arthur sitting in between dutch and Hosea While they try and explain what every thing means. hosea has little reading glasses on

hi guys its been a while heres a headcannon i thoufht of this morning while laying in bed

Lenny has the most insane dreams ever. Genuinely. He has like these crazy insanely detailed dreams. And he remembers like every single detail so vividly that everyone at camp thinks hes making it up. He wakes up later than everyone elsd, so while the other people at camp are grumbling about early mornings around the coffee pot, Lenny is rambling and raving about how cool/great/scary his dream was. No one rlly cares because its “too early for this bullshit lenny” and he retreats back to his cot. Sean believes him though, even though he’s not really sure when Lenny’s talking about.

revrend swanson also believes him but lenny always brushes him off :(

my live reaction when i do the dutch item request for a pipe. it takes me so long because i wanted to do it without looking up the location and not cheat. finally find it. die. find it, die again to bounty hunters. FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON THE FUCKIN PIPE. I take it back to beaver hollow bc dutch pissed me off so i made him wait, then, i tried to talk to him, and it started a mission, and then after the mission i tried to talk again with hin to give him the pipe, and it disappeared. out of my inventory. gone. never even got to give it to him. Pissed me off so bad i didnt open the game for a week. thats what i get for waiting until beaver hollow to do item requests.

I like the picture that Arthur was hoping to make Dutch happy and Dutch just dismissed him and wouldnt even let him have his moment, so Arthur just chucked it in the damn river that runs nearby.

if im pissed off, arthur is too lmao

fell asleep playing rdr2 and i had a dream where Arthur and I went back for the money like the low honor ending (?) and Micah caught us, injured Arthur rlly bad and Micah said to me while arthur was bleeding out “well i gotta fight one of you, and I dont think black lung is gonna make it much longer. so why dont we fight like real men” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean. so i borrowed arthurs knife, promised him id win, and duked it out with micah. I cut up his face pretty bad but ultimately my dream unfortunately ended with Micah pinning me and holding his knife above my heart so im assuming after the dream ended i didnt make it (💔) I feel really guilty though because i had promised arthur id win for him :(

my gov teacher started to play lana del rey today in class and I think that if red dead redemption characters were real (💔) in current times i think that John would listen to 2000s dad rock like foo fighters n red hot chile peppers. I think Karen would listen to ayesha erotica. Javier is a wild card idk what he’d listen to but if he liked anything on my playlist i think he’d like jeff buckley and perhaps the cranberries.