Sean Macguire Would Be The Worst Counselor Ever Bc When His Kids Start Burping Loudly At The Lunch Table

had a coffeehouse open mic last night. Since I’m one of the people who runs the place, We had western night!!! me and my friend dressed up as dutch and hosea.

then me and my band played Sailor Song and it was amazing.

I think that at an open mic, Dutch would make an amazing MC because he’s so well spoken and good at selling points. I definitely think Javier would play guitar and everyone would loose their shit

javier and john r soooo t4t coded you cant convince me otherwiseee. John is a wimp about needles so Javier has to do his t shots and the entire time hes just like “ok just do it” “did you do it yet” “thats a rlly big needle” even though its the same every time

ok i know most of you guys have rdr ocs but i wanna know how are they dying?? cause most of the van der linde gang doesnt make it to the first game yk??

so why the fuck wasnt javier escuella underneath my christmas tree ☹️

i occasionally work as a camp counselor and it feels very culty sometimes with all the singing and ‘rituals’

so im picturing rdr2 group as like an actual summer camp with diff activities,, marybeth is like the arts and crafts director,, john marston is NOT. allowed near the pool. he failed the staff mandatory swim test ! maybe charles is the archery director bc thats who we learn it from in the game :3

i just got to that part of the game with sean… Dude if i was Arthur- NO WAY AM I GOING ON A MISSION WITH BILL AND MICAH TOGETHER that’s literally asking for someone to die. also did Arthur not get the uneasy vibe as soon as he entered Rhodes??? Because i wanted to leave THE SECOND i stepped foot into town. Ugh

dream blunt rotation

school is taking me out :( no more time to play red dead

i wonder how Kieran Duffy felt. waiting and waiting and hoping and praying that surely his new gang, his new people, would break him out. Arthur broke Micah out of Strawberry!!! Surely someone would notice he got captured and come rescue him!! right.?

it makes my heart hurt that all of the ladies in the group kind of mention his absence but bc Arthur is busy running around being Dutch’s work horse, he cant really investigate. All of them chop it up to his disloyalty, thats why he disappeared.

so sad :(((

if rdr2 was not in cowboy times but current times, I firmly believe that if john/Arthur needed a ride home from school when they were kids, hosea would pick him up (they both prefer hosea bc dutch drives like a maniac) and if the boys had a friend in the car hosea would just shit talk them to the friend

like “so… how’d you come to befriend this idiot” etc