19 yr old tired ass cowboy
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sean macguire would be the worst counselor ever bc when his kids start burping loudly at the lunch table he’d just join in
Charles glances over and is like “ur worse than a child!””
hi guys its been a while heres a headcannon i thoufht of this morning while laying in bed
Lenny has the most insane dreams ever. Genuinely. He has like these crazy insanely detailed dreams. And he remembers like every single detail so vividly that everyone at camp thinks hes making it up. He wakes up later than everyone elsd, so while the other people at camp are grumbling about early mornings around the coffee pot, Lenny is rambling and raving about how cool/great/scary his dream was. No one rlly cares because its “too early for this bullshit lenny” and he retreats back to his cot. Sean believes him though, even though he’s not really sure when Lenny’s talking about.
revrend swanson also believes him but lenny always brushes him off :(
i started playing red dead again and i luv playing as john but genuinely why r the game mechanics so finicky ugh like why is it impossible to get him to stay crouched 😔
(yes ik the game is old and thats why but aurgh i hate having to replay one part over and over
my live reaction when i do the dutch item request for a pipe. it takes me so long because i wanted to do it without looking up the location and not cheat. finally find it. die. find it, die again to bounty hunters. FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON THE FUCKIN PIPE. I take it back to beaver hollow bc dutch pissed me off so i made him wait, then, i tried to talk to him, and it started a mission, and then after the mission i tried to talk again with hin to give him the pipe, and it disappeared. out of my inventory. gone. never even got to give it to him. Pissed me off so bad i didnt open the game for a week. thats what i get for waiting until beaver hollow to do item requests.
I like the picture that Arthur was hoping to make Dutch happy and Dutch just dismissed him and wouldnt even let him have his moment, so Arthur just chucked it in the damn river that runs nearby.
if im pissed off, arthur is too lmao
to further my last thought- Sadie probably comes over a lot. like i mean a lot. And I’m thinking one day she’s hanging around in the kitchen with Abigail and teen Jack comes in from outside and just looks at her and is like ‘you again’ or ‘back again already?’ and Abigail is like >:( ‘be nice’
i think they prolly bicker like in a sibling-y way or like the way John probably did with older Arthur
Sadie when she visits Abigail, probably after she left John, teaches Abigail how to hunt and use a rifle (Im assuming she already kind of knows how to use a handgun/ revolver)
Abigail wants to be able to protect Jack and provide now that John isnt around atm and Sadie teaches her and helps around the house. Picturing them being sweet and happy even though Abigail is still sad about John
(they r lesbians your honor!!)
they’re like the heads of camp like those who take care of money and Grimshaw is the camp director (same job haha) they have a cabin like near the edge of camp and when the staff sneak around they always get caught and Dutch/Hosea are good cop bad cop
at my camp they usually split up cabin areas by age group so 8-9 yr olds, 11-12 yrs old, and then 13/14 year old. Javier would be the Lead for the older kids because he’d be like the cool guy counselor who plays videogames in the staff cabin, Tilly is with the younger kids and when they get scared or have a bad dream her calming voice helps them sleep, maybe lenny or abigail are the middle age. tehe i love this au
i occasionally work as a camp counselor and it feels very culty sometimes with all the singing and ‘rituals’
so im picturing rdr2 group as like an actual summer camp with diff activities,, marybeth is like the arts and crafts director,, john marston is NOT. allowed near the pool. he failed the staff mandatory swim test ! maybe charles is the archery director bc thats who we learn it from in the game :3
i occasionally work as a camp counselor and it feels very culty sometimes with all the singing and ‘rituals’
so im picturing rdr2 group as like an actual summer camp with diff activities,, marybeth is like the arts and crafts director,, john marston is NOT. allowed near the pool. he failed the staff mandatory swim test ! maybe charles is the archery director bc thats who we learn it from in the game :3
watching yellowjackets and all i can think about is their cult-like mindset and how it would apply to RDR2 characters. Like would Dutch be Lottie?? and Nat as Arthur bc she doesnt necessarily understand lotties visions ???
(i just started yj season 2 pls keep comments spoiler free!)
filing my taxes rn and i can just picture a confused asf Arthur sitting in between dutch and Hosea While they try and explain what every thing means. hosea has little reading glasses on
marybeth secretly likes backstreet boys. she told me herself
when i go on run im ngl i listen to the rdr2 soundtrack ITS SO GOATED
my favorite thing is logging into rdr2 and finding marybeth and chatting w her as arthur about his life and how the world is different then Arthur once knew it as
i am downloading rdr1 as i type out this post. is there anything i should be conscious abt while playing? Like finicky mechanics or anything like that?
(Dw about spoilers I have seen the game)
YAHHHH I JUST FINISHED AMERICAN VENOM FINALLY AHHH SO SICK I LOVE RDR2
finished my first rdr2 gameplay. bruh i lost $3.5k as arthur and now im just like ☹️ im so poor
john after javier saves him climbs up on javiers horse and is freezing so he leans into himfor warmth and then “accidentally” touches him with his ice cold hands just to fuck w him
arthurs just watching these two queers like 🤨
i hate the lemoyne raiders. Actually- stratch that i just fucking hate lemoyne. Its a really cool area and chapter location but i have a really bad fear of deep water and so in all the missions where your on a boat or swimming in the water i literally want to throw my controller out the window.
ALSO the night stalkers????? The bounty hunters??? the raiders ???? like can you guys hop off my dick im just trying to go fucking find Dutch and see what his bitchass wants me to do now ☠️
ive lost over 700$ to all of those freaks combined and i am OVER it.
this is me rn. I have only a few more missions and I’m just staring at Hosea like. do not leave camp old man. I’m warning u.
almost at the end of chapter four in my current playthrough and it actually pains me to walk by hosea in camp😭😭 STAY AT HOME!! DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS! i love you grandpa please do not die please please
i just got to that part of the game with sean… Dude if i was Arthur- NO WAY AM I GOING ON A MISSION WITH BILL AND MICAH TOGETHER that’s literally asking for someone to die. also did Arthur not get the uneasy vibe as soon as he entered Rhodes??? Because i wanted to leave THE SECOND i stepped foot into town. Ugh
ok i know most of you guys have rdr ocs but i wanna know how are they dying?? cause most of the van der linde gang doesnt make it to the first game yk??
so why the fuck wasnt javier escuella underneath my christmas tree ☹️
so i finally got my license !! yippee. My parents don’t gaf or want to celebrate so I’m picturing me coming back to the van der linde gang (like around chapter two where they’re all still semi-happy) and them having a big ol celebration like when sean comes home. We’re all drinking and Hosea is telling everyone embarrassing stories abt all the times I almost crashed. Karen, Javier, Uncle and Sean and I are all singing camp songs and laughing and having fun. Marybeth is so hyped I got my (idk pretend its not a car license and like a horse license or sum shit) and so we dance around like idiots and Molly looks all sad so the two of us drag her over so we can dance and party. It’s the most fun Molly’s had in a while since Dutch always ignores her and we reassure her that she is amazing and important and is loved. When the night starts to slow down, I find a nice spot by the campfire and sit with John, Arthur and Javier. We listen while Javier plays. And we all wish we could just stay in this moment forever.
(lol i love horseshoe overlook)
john and javier see the mlm flag for the first timw and theyre like “:0”. theyre in awe. “this is the most gorgous flag ever” and Arthur is laughing bwcause they don’t know they are staring at a mlm flag. silly gay cowboys
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had anothwr dream 😭 so idk if u guys know buckshot rullette but it was like that but john, micah and Dutch’s voice actors were sitting with me playing it. but it was more like a card game then w guns involved. twas weird. then- i got up to get water and when i come back the three of them r giggling. i say whats wrong? and they all start saying brainrot over and over. My own personal hell.