So I Finally Got My License !! Yippee. My Parents Don’t Gaf Or Want To Celebrate So I’m Picturing

sean macguire would be the worst counselor ever bc when his kids start burping loudly at the lunch table he’d just join in

Charles glances over and is like “ur worse than a child!””

filing my taxes rn and i can just picture a confused asf Arthur sitting in between dutch and Hosea While they try and explain what every thing means. hosea has little reading glasses on

had a coffeehouse open mic last night. Since I’m one of the people who runs the place, We had western night!!! me and my friend dressed up as dutch and hosea.

then me and my band played Sailor Song and it was amazing.

I think that at an open mic, Dutch would make an amazing MC because he’s so well spoken and good at selling points. I definitely think Javier would play guitar and everyone would loose their shit

the video of Rob wiethoff shouting “Skibidi rizz !!” is stuck in my head i cant stop saying it every time i put on cool clothes. my friends r getting irritated with me :((

sadie adler. I LOVE YOU. the woman u are

sean mcguire the typa guy to antagonize u until u deck him. and then he starts crying that he didn’t mean it and ur crazy for taking it soooo seriously n hitting him

to further my last thought- Sadie probably comes over a lot. like i mean a lot. And I’m thinking one day she’s hanging around in the kitchen with Abigail and teen Jack comes in from outside and just looks at her and is like ‘you again’ or ‘back again already?’ and Abigail is like >:( ‘be nice’

i think they prolly bicker like in a sibling-y way or like the way John probably did with older Arthur

my gov teacher started to play lana del rey today in class and I think that if red dead redemption characters were real (💔) in current times i think that John would listen to 2000s dad rock like foo fighters n red hot chile peppers. I think Karen would listen to ayesha erotica. Javier is a wild card idk what he’d listen to but if he liked anything on my playlist i think he’d like jeff buckley and perhaps the cranberries.

javier and john r soooo t4t coded you cant convince me otherwiseee. John is a wimp about needles so Javier has to do his t shots and the entire time hes just like “ok just do it” “did you do it yet” “thats a rlly big needle” even though its the same every time

if rdr2 was not in cowboy times but current times, I firmly believe that if john/Arthur needed a ride home from school when they were kids, hosea would pick him up (they both prefer hosea bc dutch drives like a maniac) and if the boys had a friend in the car hosea would just shit talk them to the friend

like “so… how’d you come to befriend this idiot” etc