My Live Reaction When I Do The Dutch Item Request For A Pipe. It Takes Me So Long Because I Wanted To

javier and john r soooo t4t coded you cant convince me otherwiseee. John is a wimp about needles so Javier has to do his t shots and the entire time hes just like “ok just do it” “did you do it yet” “thats a rlly big needle” even though its the same every time

just did my fourth drive in drivers ed

WENT FUCKIN GREAT holy shit i was nervous but i fuckin did it

anyways in a 2000s au i think Hosea taught arthur to drive bc dutch literally tweaked out the entire time and arthur was pissed, so hosea hd to take over

sean mcguire the typa guy to antagonize u until u deck him. and then he starts crying that he didn’t mean it and ur crazy for taking it soooo seriously n hitting him

had a coffeehouse open mic last night. Since I’m one of the people who runs the place, We had western night!!! me and my friend dressed up as dutch and hosea.

then me and my band played Sailor Song and it was amazing.

I think that at an open mic, Dutch would make an amazing MC because he’s so well spoken and good at selling points. I definitely think Javier would play guitar and everyone would loose their shit

my favorite thing is logging into rdr2 and finding marybeth and chatting w her as arthur about his life and how the world is different then Arthur once knew it as

dream blunt rotation

sean macguire would be the worst counselor ever bc when his kids start burping loudly at the lunch table he’d just join in

Charles glances over and is like “ur worse than a child!””

john after javier saves him climbs up on javiers horse and is freezing so he leans into himfor warmth and then “accidentally” touches him with his ice cold hands just to fuck w him

arthurs just watching these two queers like 🤨

i wonder how Kieran Duffy felt. waiting and waiting and hoping and praying that surely his new gang, his new people, would break him out. Arthur broke Micah out of Strawberry!!! Surely someone would notice he got captured and come rescue him!! right.?

it makes my heart hurt that all of the ladies in the group kind of mention his absence but bc Arthur is busy running around being Dutch’s work horse, he cant really investigate. All of them chop it up to his disloyalty, thats why he disappeared.

so sad :(((

i hate the lemoyne raiders. Actually- stratch that i just fucking hate lemoyne. Its a really cool area and chapter location but i have a really bad fear of deep water and so in all the missions where your on a boat or swimming in the water i literally want to throw my controller out the window.

ALSO the night stalkers????? The bounty hunters??? the raiders ???? like can you guys hop off my dick im just trying to go fucking find Dutch and see what his bitchass wants me to do now ☠️

ive lost over 700$ to all of those freaks combined and i am OVER it.