Bffs !

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Aikawa is so unsubtle i love him sm (I absolutely believe he got a 100% that exam)

After class talk

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Dorohedoro Headcanons

[Since Tumblr is janky I'm making stuff that was under a readmore and making separate posts]

Nikaido

Does eventually met up again with her accidentally erased from the timeline sister as well as her foster parents. It’s weird but nice.

Once did the math on how much it costs to feed Kaiman and asked Kawajiri if any of his rich devil friends would be interested in having a lizard with an ass that won’t quit as a sugar baby

Every now and then gets events from different timelines confused

Finds Noi’s attempts to befriend her strange but harmless

Does not like Chota

If there were no consequences for it she would whoop En’s skinned troll doll looking ass

When she told Kaiman they’d be friends no matter what she ment that shit, she was still on his side when she thought that he was the Crosseyes boss.

Can bench press Kaiman.

Has borrowed Kaiman’s shirts/jackets b/c they comfy

Once got a friendship bracelet from Kaiman made of his shed teeth. Thought it was gross but kept it in her jewelry box.

If she’d been a devil longer she would have become a little annoyed by how generic her devil form looked.

Was highkey stressed the fuck out growing up in the Hole before Shin destroyed the militia.

Had to clean out her smoke holes on a regular basis since she just straight up didn’t use magic for so long but still produced a good amount of smoke

Absolutely loves cooking together with Kawajiri again

When she figured out that Kaiman wasn’t just her friend but also basicly her Partner she couldn’t look at him without blushing for at least a day. Kaiman thought she had a fever or something.

Thinks Risu is fun when he’s not on edge

Is always the big spoon. Yes, Kaiman has to have anti-stabbing precautions used b4 any kinda cuddling that could end up with them both asleep. Nikaido likes not being stabbed in the face or head.

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