Being Called "cringe" By Another Tumblr User Is Just So..............my Sibling In Christ U Are Also

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Dorohedoro Headcanons

[Since Tumblr is janky I'm making stuff that was under a readmore and making separate posts]

Kaiman

Keeps a jar of his shed teeth

Owns his house, probably killed the land lord and good for him

Does eventually find a therapist. It’s pretty damn helpful. 10/10 would recommend to his friends.

Having headaches becomes a serious trigger for him. He does try working on it.

Is aware that he should probably talk to his grandpa and Dokuga and Tetsujo but like… no. He’s not ready for serious talks with family. (Are the Crosseye elites family? Kinda? He/Kai did take care of them for awhile?)

100% doesn’t know what the fuck he actually is anymore and neither does anyone else.

Doesn’t actually excrete, all bodily waste joins the sludge. Managed to accidentally give off the illusion of being a normal person b/c he regularly goes to the bathroom to wash his hands, brush his teeth, and shower.

Is aware that the Hole entity continues to exist but is also aware that it probably won’t be strong enough to start shit again for a few millennia. And since all the people he gives a fuck about probably won’t live that long he is unbothered by that fact, the sorcerers will reap what they sow.

Also bad at foresight

Doesn’t want to die but believes anyone wanting revenge on him for Kai’s bullshit is perfectly valid.

Took an apology gift basket to Tanba’s restaurant.

Has referred to Shin as a manlet once, nearly died but it was worth it

Definitely gonna get fat when he hits his 40s/50s but he is a-ok with that

Tends to feel self conscious about his age when people remind him that he’s actually nearly thirty.

Legitimately tripped over Kawajiri once b/c he didn’t see his short ass

Has eaten at least one of his sheds out of curiosity. Tasted like dirt.

Once saw Ebisu use her magic and was kinda disappointed that he didn’t get a tail. Not that he wants a tail but like a tail would be useful.

Thinks Kikurage is ugly as sin

Does not understand why people think he and Nikaido are dating.

Does not care for Thirteen. Feels that Thirteen does not drink enough respecting women juice

He and Nikaido disagree on economics

Thinks cannibalism is gross as hell. Would be offended at the insinuation that he eats people. (Even if he did eat people when he was Kai/Hole-kun)

Before he started regaining his memories he was vaguely aware that he probably wasn’t a good person

Since learning how to make gyoza he’s branched out into learning how to make other kinds of dumplings.

The gyoza fairy low key freaks him out.

The gyoza fairy is not the only human world magical/spirit being he ends up meeting

When Natsuki, Ton, Saji, and Ushishimada got resurrected they all gave at least one go at kicking his ass. Just on principal. Then they, and Dokuga and Tetsujo, worked together with Nikaido and Risu to make Kaiman take a family photo with them.

also the fact that she wears said hoodie on and off for another 50 chapters after he gives it to her and only stops wearing it because it literally gets ripped off of her <3

nikaido on her oversized hoodie from kaiman

love love love this someone write a fic

Fuck it, Vlad in the modern day Headcanons

- Calls every technological appliance with a screen a "pad" because Seras showed him an IPad first.

- He was shocked to know he has so much stuff written about him, and absolutely delighted about it.

- Enraptured by the idea of a grocery store. Doesn't understand why there's hungry people when there's so much food available. (No he doesn't know what a "Marx" is)

- Got a bit scared about headphones at first, denied it entirely. Prefers to listen to music on full speaker, much to Integra's frustration.

- Cries watching movies. Tries to play it off.

- Broke a phone because he wanted to understand how it worked. Got in trouble.

- Doesn't understand how a car works for the life of him. Likes the idea though, even if he misses his horse.

- Has to be physically dragged out of libraries, (all kinds of) stores and jewelry shops.

- Whenever they visit a city he insists on visiting the local church. Opinions vary, and Seras and Integra find him a bit snobbish.

- Finds modern clothes a bit boring, really wants a cape again.

- Once saw someone being unruly in the street and confronted them, leading to a physical fight. (He won, but also got in trouble again for breaking 8 bones in their body)

- Looks forward to movie night each week. Really into historical dramas/war movies and, surprisingly, animated films.

- "Seras what's a DILF"

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

the suffering never ends

(Ai)kawa drawing inspired by an edit i saw on ig