Fake Relationship But Its A King And His Concubine That Was Once An Amazing Soldier But He Couldn’t

Dorohedoro Headcanons

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Kaiman

Keeps a jar of his shed teeth

Owns his house, probably killed the land lord and good for him

Does eventually find a therapist. It’s pretty damn helpful. 10/10 would recommend to his friends.

Having headaches becomes a serious trigger for him. He does try working on it.

Is aware that he should probably talk to his grandpa and Dokuga and Tetsujo but like… no. He’s not ready for serious talks with family. (Are the Crosseye elites family? Kinda? He/Kai did take care of them for awhile?)

100% doesn’t know what the fuck he actually is anymore and neither does anyone else.

Doesn’t actually excrete, all bodily waste joins the sludge. Managed to accidentally give off the illusion of being a normal person b/c he regularly goes to the bathroom to wash his hands, brush his teeth, and shower.

Is aware that the Hole entity continues to exist but is also aware that it probably won’t be strong enough to start shit again for a few millennia. And since all the people he gives a fuck about probably won’t live that long he is unbothered by that fact, the sorcerers will reap what they sow.

Also bad at foresight

Doesn’t want to die but believes anyone wanting revenge on him for Kai’s bullshit is perfectly valid.

Took an apology gift basket to Tanba’s restaurant.

Has referred to Shin as a manlet once, nearly died but it was worth it

Definitely gonna get fat when he hits his 40s/50s but he is a-ok with that

Tends to feel self conscious about his age when people remind him that he’s actually nearly thirty.

Legitimately tripped over Kawajiri once b/c he didn’t see his short ass

Has eaten at least one of his sheds out of curiosity. Tasted like dirt.

Once saw Ebisu use her magic and was kinda disappointed that he didn’t get a tail. Not that he wants a tail but like a tail would be useful.

Thinks Kikurage is ugly as sin

Does not understand why people think he and Nikaido are dating.

Does not care for Thirteen. Feels that Thirteen does not drink enough respecting women juice

He and Nikaido disagree on economics

Thinks cannibalism is gross as hell. Would be offended at the insinuation that he eats people. (Even if he did eat people when he was Kai/Hole-kun)

Before he started regaining his memories he was vaguely aware that he probably wasn’t a good person

Since learning how to make gyoza he’s branched out into learning how to make other kinds of dumplings.

The gyoza fairy low key freaks him out.

The gyoza fairy is not the only human world magical/spirit being he ends up meeting

When Natsuki, Ton, Saji, and Ushishimada got resurrected they all gave at least one go at kicking his ass. Just on principal. Then they, and Dokuga and Tetsujo, worked together with Nikaido and Risu to make Kaiman take a family photo with them.

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(TW: violence and blood)

Not good enough….

*Pork Soda by Glass Animals playin in the distance*

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Here COTL fandom, have a shitty narilamb doodle as my first offering

“hello dai dark nation,” i say to an empty room

Fandom PSAs

Dont’ Like, Don’t Read

or DL; DR

You are responsible for curating your own online experience.

If something upsets you, makes you angry or queasy or triggers you, stop reading/looking at it. Avoid things that might make you feel that way.

Learn to use the Sort and Filter function on AO3, especially the Exclude tools.

On social media, block and mute accounts / tags / words when necessary.

If you hated something, you don’t need to tell that to the creator or start pointing fingers at them publicly.

The Back button is free. Use it.

Addendum:

Yes, for this to work, creators need to tag their works accordingly, so that people know what sort of content they are about to engage with and can nope out if necessary.

I will probably make another PSA about the importance of proper tagging later.

Ship And Let Ship

or SALS

You are allowed to ship whatever you want.

Everyone else is also allowed to ship whatever they want.

You are entitled to dislike or even hate a ship. If you want to do this online, in public, don’t use the ship tags for hate posts.

If you see someone posting about a ship they like and you don’t, there is no need for you to start arguing with them in their replies / comments / QRTs / reblogs. Don’t throw your hate in their face.

Do not harass fan creators or fans for shipping something you disapprove.

All of this also applies to liking / disliking an individual character.

Addendum:

”I agree with this, except when…”

No, then you are NOT agreeing with this.

Let me make this VERY clear. There are NO exceptions. None.

You don’t EVER harass real people over pixels.

If you disagree with this, kindly block and move on.

Your Kink Is Not My Kink

or YKINMK / YKINMKATO

The longer version is ”Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That’s Okay”.

People have different tastes. Not everything is for everybody.

Even if you don’t like a specific kink, other people are still allowed to use it in their creations.

You are entitled to dislike kinky content and think that it’s ”weird”.

Don’t kink shame or judge people based on their kinks.

This goes both ways: your kink is not someone else’s kink, so don’t push it onto those who are not into it.

Be Kind

or Don’t Be An Asshole

Focus on the things you like instead of the things you hate.

Create and unite instead of destroying and dividing.

Don’t harass real people over fictional things.

Stop stirring up petty drama just to get some attention on social media.

Stop trying to ”win”. Fandom is not a competition.

Remember that your own experiences aren’t universally shared. Your perception of things can differ from someone else’s, but that doesn’t mean either of you is necessarily wrong.

Same

Spotify wrapped, writer’s edition

I may have started playing the lamb game and I may be slightly obsessed….

I have many Thoughts(tm)

Is cheesecake a pizza? Y/N

Crust on the bottom, cheese on top.

I need help to settle a debate XD