I've Gone Absolutely Feral, Foaming At The Mouth, My Cyclops Brainrot Has Become Terminal And He's All

in the name of the lord i ask thee, which devil from the depths of hell put thou through such tests of thy will, my effulgent angel

logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already

costumes

does anybody else want wolverine (og) to get a radically different costume he designed on his own, maybe even with a different colour scheme.

i'm seriously feeling..... odd looking at this fellow's costumes. it's only minor edits here and there maybe the blue gets replaced with black or brown, or for 'stealth' reasons his costume is in a shade of black/grey.

did he even get a chance to design his costume, like EVER!??!

hell! he is usually the first person to go in battle. why isn't his costume durable, his healing factor would be conserved more if it wasn't constantly healing superficial or unavoidable injuries.

logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports

whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows

this is his other casual hiding spot

Dangerously Lemon Pie (1990)

for pokèmon types i got rock +psychic and for pokèmonize shape i got arachnid

so a scorpion/spider with psychic powers specializing/ inhabiting rocky terrain??

guys help i don't know much about pokèmon, pls tell me if i got it right! :-P :-)

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

i like this ,but i have a little change in this because i also like the silly vision of logan adapting to technology.

so maybe he was illiterate till the few months leading upto ww1 . some general or leader at the camp recognizes logan's potential even though he might he one of the delinquent soldiers expected to die first because they were illiterate/ kinda dumb (low economic class).

said leader, puts in the effort to teach logan even though logan has un-diagnosed learning disabilities. logan doesn't have much faith 'cuz he had tried before but failed miserably.

the leader somehow succeeds; kind of becomes a role model for logan , logan now has some hope that he can be MORE than what he was before. (from this point forward he does shit, becomes highly qualified soldier, does secret government work--- this is his 'good soldier' era). after ww1 he stays with the leader, leader takes him under his wing, logan ends up pursuing higher education (something useful to make weapons, field stuff maybe chemistry and maths ?)

ww2 comes by this fellow is a secret soldier doing what not. rest of the plot bullshit happens. mindwipes happen, he's with the x men and something like @sniktwolverine described above. this man now has to get his education all over again.

he tries going to school but hates, hates it, even though he freaking lives at one. ultimately all the x men are his teachers for some subject. he even learns some shit from the kids by asking questions.

hell this scene would be so funny/sweet animated

could somebody write a fic or make some art if they feel like it :-)

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

i feel that's definitely not going to happen

“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”

— Unknown

logurt shippers, i have a question for you

why is logan attracted to kurt? why is kurt attracted to logan?

is it truly because they understand each other through their own trauma, is it their religious views challenging the other's; or could it be just friendship metamorphosing into a slow romance?

when i just learnt of logurt, i thought they just had a spark between them, friendship just happened, and so did romance. on exploring tumblr my eyes were opened to many more reasons.

i love this ship , less for it being a ship between 2 interesting characters , more for the nostalgia it gives me, for it was the start of my journey of shipping.

oh what a beautiful, innocent beginning it was....

tumblrarians show me why you love logurt. if not , expand my world to the ships you love in the comments :-)

17 maybe?