Dangerously Lemon Pie (1990)

logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports

whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows

this is his other casual hiding spot

in the beginning of their relationship, i mean when they joined the x men, how did they bond? i don't know and i shall create a headcanon.

they both are comfortable with nudity, and don't mind sunbathing...

So, they both sunbath naked together cause i think the x men at that time were not okay with nakey nakey. they do it at ororo's green house cause its private; they just enjoy each others company

logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers

please he's being practical

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post

stray kitty with extra sharp claws finally finds a home transforming into sweet kitty--the perfect adoption

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*

i like this ,but i have a little change in this because i also like the silly vision of logan adapting to technology.

so maybe he was illiterate till the few months leading upto ww1 . some general or leader at the camp recognizes logan's potential even though he might he one of the delinquent soldiers expected to die first because they were illiterate/ kinda dumb (low economic class).

said leader, puts in the effort to teach logan even though logan has un-diagnosed learning disabilities. logan doesn't have much faith 'cuz he had tried before but failed miserably.

the leader somehow succeeds; kind of becomes a role model for logan , logan now has some hope that he can be MORE than what he was before. (from this point forward he does shit, becomes highly qualified soldier, does secret government work--- this is his 'good soldier' era). after ww1 he stays with the leader, leader takes him under his wing, logan ends up pursuing higher education (something useful to make weapons, field stuff maybe chemistry and maths ?)

ww2 comes by this fellow is a secret soldier doing what not. rest of the plot bullshit happens. mindwipes happen, he's with the x men and something like @sniktwolverine described above. this man now has to get his education all over again.

he tries going to school but hates, hates it, even though he freaking lives at one. ultimately all the x men are his teachers for some subject. he even learns some shit from the kids by asking questions.

hell this scene would be so funny/sweet animated

could somebody write a fic or make some art if they feel like it :-)

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

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Four eggies and now I’m broke is the realest thing ever

does anybody else want a female logan? for some of you thinking 'isn't there a female logan already', no not laura she's her own character, and not jane howlett marvel kinda introduced.

this logan, with an hourglass figure, 5'0 feet tall, same power set as comic wolverine, real burly and married to morph(kevin sydney), maybe with a beard too