I'm Not Talking To My Self I'm Just Having Long Monologues About Something Someone Did Just A Couple

does anybody else want a female logan? for some of you thinking 'isn't there a female logan already', no not laura she's her own character, and not jane howlett marvel kinda introduced.

this logan, with an hourglass figure, 5'0 feet tall, same power set as comic wolverine, real burly and married to morph(kevin sydney), maybe with a beard too

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*

fellow morphine/ morpherine fans

what would be best way to describe the essence of morphine?

what's their dynamic? what does kevin do, the little things, the subtle gestures he makes as his mood changes from morning to night which makes logan look at him from the corner of his eyes with gentle affection gazing at him every so often when reading the newspaper.

what goofy things logan does which causes silly grins to sprout onto kevin's face. what lighting on logan's face causes kevin to blush furiously and when does it make him gaze at him longingly??

i need fodder!! please comment and reblog with attachments... i'm craving them

Logan has 2 or more 'queer' awakenings

how/why?

After spending childhood (till age 19/20) in Canadian wilderness he has a reintroduction to society from the lowest darkest sections in the early 1800 s . He hadn't met any human/mutant for a long while; he didn't have an idea what to expect, how attraction works for people etc. He's learning and exploring the gender roles, courting, gender expectations & typical behaviors. He sort of realized he liked men ( the "manly-bearded-strong" men *wink* *wink* ) and pretty dresses (not very comfy though) soon enough. Being a man or woman does not strongly resonate with him but he want freedom and does not want to be oppressed,so after some observation he chooses to be a "manly man".

Started talking, walking like a guy, starts to learn to flirt ( eg: wolf whistling because manner less guy behavior ) in order to fit in; maybe to climb the social ladder ( mysterious personal reasons) Yada yada plot happens realizes he *LIKES* women too. Has a mini/sizable personal crisis because hetero-normative society and he had kinda imbibed some of those values. Obviously didn't tell anyone, being openly queer wasn't great for him in any way( already notorious in the murder business). He was basically in the closet , but did have a few relationships at the time, kept it lowkey.

In all, gradually knew he liked guys in the beginning; had an "anime-hit-in-the-head-hard-view-changing" moment when he knew knew women are HOT

after mind wipes from weapon x etc. Logan kinda sorta has a feeling he knows exactly what way he swings but doesn't fully know how, so not really sure about it. Assumes he likes women from the get-go ( not wrong there). Does have a silly/cute/embarrassing experience properly realizing his sexuality, around the time he was with the X-men. I need to brain storm (2.) comment your ideas too :-)

justice for cyclops

marvel might make an x men movie....

they better give scott main character status and give him a fantastic story arc. he deserves it. he has been stereotyped and done dirty for too long

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

why is scott's code name cyclops?

my intro to this man was from the x men movies, so by default i thought he was kinda of a jerk, cause others in the movie also treated him like an okay dude, very bland, an extreme stickler of the rules. A very uncool dude.

seeing him for this powers, a guy with who shoots red laser from his eyes.

as my curiosity and love for the x men grew, so did my google searches. naturally i typed in cyclops. i found something else entirely on the first page. letting my curiosity take over i learnt of what it actually means, with plenty of help from 'percy jackson' and 'wikipedia'

as it is near nothing actually relates to scott at all

then i learnt more about the x men, turns out scott is cool and a good guy. and even further away from his code name

why the hell was he named cyclops! i don't know what i'll do if i find out that charles named him cause the visor made it seem like he had one long horizontal eye.

logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already