Logan Is A Disney Princess Talking To Animals In Harmony With Nature There's Enough Proof Already

logurt shippers, i have a question for you

why is logan attracted to kurt? why is kurt attracted to logan?

is it truly because they understand each other through their own trauma, is it their religious views challenging the other's; or could it be just friendship metamorphosing into a slow romance?

when i just learnt of logurt, i thought they just had a spark between them, friendship just happened, and so did romance. on exploring tumblr my eyes were opened to many more reasons.

i love this ship , less for it being a ship between 2 interesting characters , more for the nostalgia it gives me, for it was the start of my journey of shipping.

oh what a beautiful, innocent beginning it was....

tumblrarians show me why you love logurt. if not , expand my world to the ships you love in the comments :-)

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

bookmark i made in February ^-^

GUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!!! my consciousness has been elevated my a simple question.

how may toes does kurt have?

just 2 toes, regular human foot silhouette OR 3 toes like a bird's??

i have seen a mix of both on tumblr, does somebody have a clear answer from canon?

oh btw, does somebody have a picture of kurt's nails? again, are they like people nails or more tough like mini claws?

somebody please satiate my curiosity!!

general consensus: logan looks better with long hair just like akihiro

*comment which hairstyles will look good at him-- maybe something old fashions maybe some curls

:-)

jubilee thinking that logan is the love child of snow white and grumpy

jubilee : hey mr. wolvie, who are you're parents ? logan : *just shrugs* jubilee : you know their names... or .... you got none ? logan : your guess is as good as mine sparky

**a few days later after watching disney's snow white** (you know where i'm going with this)

jubilee : hey storm, didja ever wondah who made our little wolvie... well i did. I think snow white and grumpy made sweet love in secret and logan is their bastard. ororo : *one perfect eyebrow raised* jubilee : i thought about it you know, logan is almost always grumpy for no reason, makes sense if grump's his pops. And it makes sense snow white's his mama, right? i've seen him whistle to the birds in the morning and pettin' deers. if you really think about it he's taller than a dwarf but shooorter than snow (white). you can ask hank i'm tots right about this

ororo : .... mmhhmm

**logan not so far away wondering 'what the fudge??' **

in a previous au of mine i had a little pondering over if other x men were teens instead of what happened to the og 5 in the comics.

pondering further, i imagine that all if not most of the ages of the x men are flipped. to elaborate, in this au old man cable who could be approx. 60 years maybe, would be a toddler / maybe 5 . taking the og 5 themselves, if in the comics they're currently in their late twenties, in this au they would be in their late 30's or early 40's

by this logic charles wouldn't have formed the x men and the brotherhood doesn't exist.

so in this au, the og 5 form the x men.

they meet as teens because of a string of math or academic contests along the school year. because the competitions happen all over the country , plenty of different school teams end up travelling together . they meet enough times to form a group and jokingly call themselves the x men 'cuz they all always solving for X (get it, they always meet for math olympiads and such )

scott - great at trigonometry, bobby at algebra, warren - co ordinate geometry, beast is the ever all-rounder and jean is a biology beast

time goes on , the x gene activates, they help each other with their powers and grow closer together as friends

since professor x isn't there to help scott and give him his ruby quartz glasses, in this au scott doesn't get anything like a visor until maybe his thirties. this happens as the gang do end up finding a solution for scott's uncontrolled optic blasts they don't have the finances for it, so when they're established in their careers with good money they make his glasses. Warren could give his money because his parents were always strict with whom he could spend it on.

the only way scott could control it was by....shutting his eyes. he's essentially blind

for adult life they do stay connected sometimes sharing apartments

jean becomes a biologist specializing , in human gene mutations, bobby becomes a CA, warren manages his family business, hank does a whole host of PhDs and is in the research field, he might later on join mutant related politics.

i headcanon scott to start a youtube channel for funsies where he sometimes post videos of him singing, after a while he keeps getting better at song writing and singing, and views keep pouring in. He starts earning money from it. he saves up for joining a pilot program. yada yada plot happens, he joins the military pilot program by scholarship even though he's blind cause he has excellent spatial awareness. he graduates but continues to sing to earn money as a side hustle during breaks. he gets famous as a singer too. his stage name is *drumrolls please* MR. BEAM *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink*

yada yada plot occurs, they open a school for mutants, and do x men missions.

oh, btw, scott is in a relationship with madeline pryor , they get married and have nathan in their mid thirties. he met her during his flight program in the same institute but she was in a different flight program. in this au, madeline and jean become friends, they were never clones, but they look very alike , its a running joke that their twins/clones in another universe.

to differentiate between them, in my au, jean & madeline both have telekinesis and telepathy, but jean has weak telekinesis and madeline has weak telepathy. together the call themselves the 'Phoenix'.

[ madeline is a crazy lady and scott loves it. he even wrote a song about her 'crazy maddie' :-) ]

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i don't consider myself a writer or an artist. if any of you could be so kind as to add your inputs and give creative pieces for this muse, i would be grateful and overjoy.

my first official intro to the x men were from the fox movies, though i mostly saw youtube clips. now after a few years and better understanding of the x men in general, i saw half of the first x men film.....huh? WHAT THE F*** ??!

some things are not making sense (hmmm)

the plots okay, no problem. why is sabretooth a large yellow kitty loudly roaring/meowing. i like it but where's his personality?

the fight scene at the train station.......seeing it for the first time, not bad. seeing with comic book knowledge,...my mouth's on the floor!! i don't have words for the x men but ..... damn that's the most goated version of toad that might exist

wish me all the best for the next half

just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well

its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.

and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!

I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?

He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).

He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).

Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).