GUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!!! My Consciousness Has Been Elevated My A Simple Question.

jubilee thinking that logan is the love child of snow white and grumpy

jubilee : hey mr. wolvie, who are you're parents ? logan : *just shrugs* jubilee : you know their names... or .... you got none ? logan : your guess is as good as mine sparky

**a few days later after watching disney's snow white** (you know where i'm going with this)

jubilee : hey storm, didja ever wondah who made our little wolvie... well i did. I think snow white and grumpy made sweet love in secret and logan is their bastard. ororo : *one perfect eyebrow raised* jubilee : i thought about it you know, logan is almost always grumpy for no reason, makes sense if grump's his pops. And it makes sense snow white's his mama, right? i've seen him whistle to the birds in the morning and pettin' deers. if you really think about it he's taller than a dwarf but shooorter than snow (white). you can ask hank i'm tots right about this

ororo : .... mmhhmm

**logan not so far away wondering 'what the fudge??' **

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

somebody : *for some reason* LOGAN!!!What is wrong with you today ?!?! Scott Summer : What isn't wrong with him everyday...

in a previous au of mine i had a little pondering over if other x men were teens instead of what happened to the og 5 in the comics.

pondering further, i imagine that all if not most of the ages of the x men are flipped. to elaborate, in this au old man cable who could be approx. 60 years maybe, would be a toddler / maybe 5 . taking the og 5 themselves, if in the comics they're currently in their late twenties, in this au they would be in their late 30's or early 40's

by this logic charles wouldn't have formed the x men and the brotherhood doesn't exist.

so in this au, the og 5 form the x men.

they meet as teens because of a string of math or academic contests along the school year. because the competitions happen all over the country , plenty of different school teams end up travelling together . they meet enough times to form a group and jokingly call themselves the x men 'cuz they all always solving for X (get it, they always meet for math olympiads and such )

scott - great at trigonometry, bobby at algebra, warren - co ordinate geometry, beast is the ever all-rounder and jean is a biology beast

time goes on , the x gene activates, they help each other with their powers and grow closer together as friends

since professor x isn't there to help scott and give him his ruby quartz glasses, in this au scott doesn't get anything like a visor until maybe his thirties. this happens as the gang do end up finding a solution for scott's uncontrolled optic blasts they don't have the finances for it, so when they're established in their careers with good money they make his glasses. Warren could give his money because his parents were always strict with whom he could spend it on.

the only way scott could control it was by....shutting his eyes. he's essentially blind

for adult life they do stay connected sometimes sharing apartments

jean becomes a biologist specializing , in human gene mutations, bobby becomes a CA, warren manages his family business, hank does a whole host of PhDs and is in the research field, he might later on join mutant related politics.

i headcanon scott to start a youtube channel for funsies where he sometimes post videos of him singing, after a while he keeps getting better at song writing and singing, and views keep pouring in. He starts earning money from it. he saves up for joining a pilot program. yada yada plot happens, he joins the military pilot program by scholarship even though he's blind cause he has excellent spatial awareness. he graduates but continues to sing to earn money as a side hustle during breaks. he gets famous as a singer too. his stage name is *drumrolls please* MR. BEAM *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink*

yada yada plot occurs, they open a school for mutants, and do x men missions.

oh, btw, scott is in a relationship with madeline pryor , they get married and have nathan in their mid thirties. he met her during his flight program in the same institute but she was in a different flight program. in this au, madeline and jean become friends, they were never clones, but they look very alike , its a running joke that their twins/clones in another universe.

to differentiate between them, in my au, jean & madeline both have telekinesis and telepathy, but jean has weak telekinesis and madeline has weak telepathy. together the call themselves the 'Phoenix'.

[ madeline is a crazy lady and scott loves it. he even wrote a song about her 'crazy maddie' :-) ]

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i don't consider myself a writer or an artist. if any of you could be so kind as to add your inputs and give creative pieces for this muse, i would be grateful and overjoy.

justice for cyclops

marvel might make an x men movie....

they better give scott main character status and give him a fantastic story arc. he deserves it. he has been stereotyped and done dirty for too long

i get the weirdest feeling that logan never felt like giving a shit about how he present but has to, to survive therefore to survive, he purposefully created a persona which wouldn't be challenged/ judged by most of society because of this i think he specifically chose to present himself exclusively as a "man" what he wears/does when nobody's around is a different theory all together

what are your thoughts??

(i'm reposting this from 'queer wolverine appreciators' community)

17 maybe?

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

i like the idea that jubilee was a handful to deal with, and i think i read somewhere that the only people had could handle her/ she would listen to are hank and logan, of which she listens to logan more.

so, little jubilee will be menace for scott to handle on his lonesome

scott : jubilee... for the last time its your turn to wash the dishes this week

jubilee : i don't wanna right now

scott : come on jubes, you can't put off your chores any longer

jubilee : you can't make me; like you could anyway *annoyed eye roll*

scott : if you don't get up right now... i'll call mr.wolvie

jubilee : ppfffffttt, *snort* the NHL has started, dummy. good luck trying to get him away from the tv.

scott : i mean it jubilee, i will do it.

jubilee : yeah right

scott : *with perfect calm, feigning defeat takes a few steps away, and takes a deep breath* MR.WOOOOLLLLVVVVIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

jubilee : oh SHIT! *starts running towards the kitchen*

** in the background, the audience begins to hear logan's pained groan, his team is losing and his eardrums now hurt**