I Get The Weirdest Feeling That Logan Never Felt Like Giving A Shit About How He Present But Has To,

my first official intro to the x men were from the fox movies, though i mostly saw youtube clips. now after a few years and better understanding of the x men in general, i saw half of the first x men film.....huh? WHAT THE F*** ??!

some things are not making sense (hmmm)

the plots okay, no problem. why is sabretooth a large yellow kitty loudly roaring/meowing. i like it but where's his personality?

the fight scene at the train station.......seeing it for the first time, not bad. seeing with comic book knowledge,...my mouth's on the floor!! i don't have words for the x men but ..... damn that's the most goated version of toad that might exist

wish me all the best for the next half

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post

hallooo x men lovers!!!

we have seen the original 5 x-men as teens interact to some extent with other adult x men during schism. how about we see the other x men characters like magneto, charles, rogue, logan , ororo, kurt as teens as well and interact with each other. its happened once, frankly there can't be a reason we can't make it up as fans. So,

in a world far far away, some plot events take place with our reader's sway, poverty, loneliness, money, and society, be the foes our protagonists battle daily, through distress they mastered fineness, some want control, some release but they don't confess, they just play chess (*wink* *wink*) Between great egos and dear fellows, identity crises and self acceptance; it only strengthen both their patience, though different worlds with many ideals do cause undue tensions. i can't think of anything else to add to this unprompted mini poem, sooo, add something in the comments to it or spam me with your ideas too. !!!!!!

tumblr you inspire me

somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.

now here's my logan-centric thought:

as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.

some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.

after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*

some kid tries to touch his hair cause why not, logan immediately shifts his head away without looking. the kid tries again and again, but logan dodges until he is too uncomfortable with the attempt and hisses and shows the full length of the canines he keeps hidden, with his pupils constricted almost entirely (sort of like a scared animal/ cat). the kid jumps back and logan then slowly and softly says "stop....please...don't do that out of nowhere ....". logan then feels really uncomfortable and walks to some place else.

eventually after a couple of years, when he is more comfortable being around kids in the mansion, he does let them pet his head and play with his hair... only if the politely ask his permission first.

after that, everytime a kid asks to touch his hair he obliges without a thought. he winds up being a practice mannequin for anybody who wants to do braid his hair. he actually likes beads and accessories on his hair if it doesn't pull at his hair.

K back 2 logan:

Him learning to accept hugs. You *cannot* tell me that he isn't touch starved. The man lived in the woods. He was homeless. He was sad.

I feel like he jumps like a cat whenever someone tries to hug him the first few times

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)

logurt shippers, i have a question for you

why is logan attracted to kurt? why is kurt attracted to logan?

is it truly because they understand each other through their own trauma, is it their religious views challenging the other's; or could it be just friendship metamorphosing into a slow romance?

when i just learnt of logurt, i thought they just had a spark between them, friendship just happened, and so did romance. on exploring tumblr my eyes were opened to many more reasons.

i love this ship , less for it being a ship between 2 interesting characters , more for the nostalgia it gives me, for it was the start of my journey of shipping.

oh what a beautiful, innocent beginning it was....

tumblrarians show me why you love logurt. if not , expand my world to the ships you love in the comments :-)

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "