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Latest Posts by serenaskye - Page 2
s&b cast announcement dropped and suddenly idk how to act anymore
the amount of pride i have for knowing and loving andrew garfield before nwh is concerning
Sirius : do you consider yourself a morning bird or night owl ?
Remus : i don't really enjoy being alive at any time during the day, thank you very much.
Regulus: why are you on top of the fridge
James: I CAN STAND WHEREVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Regulus: where is the spider ?
James: ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ
i got 99 problems and if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky anxious little shit it would solve 99 of them
James: You can say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ all you want and kids will never repeat it but you say ‘ass-faced motherfucker’ ONE TIME-
Lily: JAMES
Sirius: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die
Remus: ...
Remus: im on my way
THIS IS THE BEST THING HUMANITY HAS MADE
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what
Sirius: don't be wholesome, it makes me feel like a prick.
Remus: feel like ?
"are you okay?"
no. im a marauders AND soc fan AND a directioner AND a swiftie.
*sirius and remus texting*
Remus : I lob you
Sirius : i 👂 you too ;)
Sirius: get it ?
Sirius: im so funnt
*you have been blocked*
hi !! hope you're having a great day/night ♡
Remus : Sirius, will you help me? all my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Sirius, wearing a t-shirt that's 3 times bigger than him : weird.
Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Sirius : yes
Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly
I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin
Sirius: Am i right, Remus?
Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.
Sirius: Am i right, Remus?
Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.
malina>>>>darklina
it is what it is.
if you stan the marauders, you are automatically hot. i don't make the rules
I feel like all the marauders definitely came out to James first
bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan
James: truth or dare
Remus: truth
James: how many hours of sleep did you get today?
Remus: ...
Remus: dare.
James: go to sleep.
Remus: I hate this game
Lily never thought Remus was the spy and I will die on this hill.
Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."
Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."
Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"
Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"
Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"
Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."
Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"
Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."
Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*
Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"
Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"
2016 was 5 years ago.
James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.
Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-
I switch between 'I don't give a f*ck about what anyone thinks' to 'oh lord, they're gonna think im so stupid and dumb' in one second