I Switch Between 'I Don't Give A F*ck About What Anyone Thinks' To 'oh Lord, They're Gonna Think Im So

Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Sirius : yes

Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly

James: *admiring lily* I'd pay her to slap me

The rest of the marauders: We would too.

rage is bigger part of healing than forgiveness will ever be

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

The fact that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools honestly gives me life.

I love angst fics but at the same time I just want some happiness like ughh

sirius: before you say no-

remus: no

sirius: you didn't even let me finish-

remus: im sticking with no.