Peter : Do You Think Laundry Detergents Have Different Tastes?

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

*sirius and remus texting*

Remus : I lob you

Sirius : i 👂 you too ;)

Sirius: get it ?

Sirius: im so funnt

*you have been blocked*

Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!

Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen

Hubble’s view of the Carina Nebula, from the 2007-2009 era I think?

JWST’s view of the same nebula, July 12, 2022

sirius:i lost peter

remus:how did you LOSE peter?

james: to be fair, he is very small

remus: what-

Sirius, who is drunk: *does something very dumb*

Remus, who is equally drunk: this is exactly why u are fucking single and why I'll never marry someone as dumb as u

Sirius: *points to their wedding rings* jokes on you bitch bc u already have

Remus: *gasps*

happy birthday to the love of my life james potter <3

But like people who actually take their time to explain you stuff that's actually really easy to understand but you're just dumb are so nice

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

I switch between 'I don't give a f*ck about what anyone thinks' to 'oh lord, they're gonna think im so stupid and dumb' in one second