Regulus: Why Are You On Top Of The Fridge

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

James: my child is completely fine.

Lily: which one?

James: idk but atleast one of them has to be

{ james was in fact wrong. }

James: truth or dare

Remus: truth

James: how many hours of sleep did you get today?

Remus: ...

Remus: dare.

James: go to sleep.

Remus: I hate this game

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"

Dark academia bitches like the aesthetic of studying until they actually have to study.

It's me. Im bitches.

if you stan the marauders, you are automatically hot. i don't make the rules

the amount of pride i have for knowing and loving andrew garfield before nwh is concerning

bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan