"are you okay?"
no. im a marauders AND soc fan AND a directioner AND a swiftie.
Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!
Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen
Sirius: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die
Remus: ...
Remus: im on my way
The fact that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools honestly gives me life.
Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Sirius : yes
Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly
But like people who actually take their time to explain you stuff that's actually really easy to understand but you're just dumb are so nice
Dark academia bitches like the aesthetic of studying until they actually have to study.
It's me. Im bitches.
I love angst fics but at the same time I just want some happiness like ughh
Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."
Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."
Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"
Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"
Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"
Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."
Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"
Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."
Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*
Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"
Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"
bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan