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am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.

And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.

For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.

Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.

Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.

Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.

I love the "Jason is the only Wayne who can cook" headcanon

It is always so funny because it is such a contrast to his looks and whole Red Hood persona. And it is logical, Jason had to take care of his mother after all, when he was younger.

And it gives us many fun scenarios...

(House husband Jason Todd is just perfect.)

Nothing tickles my brain as much as a good Lily and Remus friendship. Platonic soulmates James and Sirius are good, but platonic soulmates Lily and Remus are better. They are such a good duo, and they make most Wolfstar fics so much better!!!

just Lily and Remus>>>>> they are fire people (I do not ship them btw)

I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!

So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.

What if, reverse falls Dipper's real name was Tyrone, and he wished he was named Mason?

unpopular opinion

Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise

He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard

look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

Kim Dokja is definitely a fanfic reader, but is he a Wattpad or an AO3 user?

jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin

his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness