Yknow If The "Walrus Or Fairy" Or "i'm Bald" Memes Were Made A Year Or So Earlier We Would've Gotten

artists who whine and cry and get pissed off when someone says “this guy reminds me of (character from other media)!” about their ocs are god’s weakest soldiers. If anyone said that about one of my ocs im gonna be like hell yeah

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)

Looked up on AO3 and there's no results for their ship. Am I one of the very first Kafswan shippers or—

Some months ago when the Penacony update came out i made a promise to myself that if I got Black Swan then I would draw her and Kafka kissing and uh yea. Calling em Kafswan. this was the first time I drew two people kissing lol. Happy last day of Pride Month DOT team synchronicity yuri yippee—

I haven't even played this game in months I was so burnt out that I intentionally skipped Boothill the guy I wanted most so I could break free from the gacha addiction cycle of pain lol. Also I apologize for the 3 people who follow me for not posting anything in nearly a year for some reason rip

it feels kinda cursed seeing some random indie/animation meme YouTubers I've casually enjoyed watching and who I've never seen having an interest in gacha games just,,, suddenly drop these fully-finished animations promoting Zenless Zone Zero out of the blue

It feels so out of place with the rest of their stuff, it's like,,,, they've been possessed by an evil gacha game spirit,,, hhhhhhhhgggsgs,,,,

Why is it that after like almost five years since I seen him only now I'm actually laughing my shit off at his stupid fucking face?????

a face card that always declines

my first hate anon 🥰 💖✨✨✨

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

OMIGOD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY FREBBVENTURE I LOVE FREBBVENTUREEEEE

SILLIEST GAME EVER. LOVE THE PLATFORMING THE COMBAT THE CHARACTERS THE LEVEL VARIETY THE BOSSES THE STORY THE FUNNY SHIT THE LITERAL EVERYTHING PLAYITPLAYITPLAYITPLAYITPLAYIT—

(oh and foamy isn’t actually playable in the main campaign, only in extra challenge modes. she’s gonna be a main character in the sequel tho!!!!!!!!)

Foamy La Fey, hillbilly bike-riding opossum girl from the VERY obscure indie action-platformer Frebbventure (and its upcoming sequel).

poly being short for polyamorous and poly being short for polynesian and poly being short for polyurethane must make things so damn confusing for everyone