Poly Being Short For Polyamorous And Poly Being Short For Polynesian And Poly Being Short For Polyurethane

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tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)

THEY TURNED CATAPULT INTO AN ANIME GACHA GIRL???!!!!!?????

okay well according to the canon Catapult Arknights here is a horsegirl, not a catgirl. But like still. Besides having dark hair and ears resembling your Catapult, the red streaks and blue eyes remind me of Cocksley and the green jacket reminds me of the iconic C&C Green Walls (even if it isn't the same kind of green)

this comic has rotted me

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

having a favorite character who originally came from a gacha game sucks sooooo bad bcuz even though i look at them and im like “oooohhh you’re so precious” or “oooohhh you’re so insane i desperately need to study every bit of you like a bug”, at the same time im also horrifically aware that this is all just one carefully constructed piece of the twisted capitalistic model of gacha games. giving these overdesigned anime pngs/3d models as much fun charming personality and deep interesting backstory as possible so you and many others get deeply uncontrollably attached to them, which in turn acts as a huge drive to get you into grinding and rolling for these characters, wasting huge amounts of time and/or money all just to obtain your waifu/husbando/comfort scrunkly blorbo scrimblo of choice.

It feels so fucking evil, using the natural response of getting attached to fictional characters for such capitalistic gain. Planting the seeds for fandoms to grow all just to make them eternal customers of your product. This shit’s nearly ruined my life, even without spending money i still spent so much precious time progressing in the game yet never progressing anywhere in real life, and yet still the one character i simp for the most is from fucking genshin impact.

idk man. youtubers should stop getting sponsorships from gacha game companies. every time ginja ninja owo makes a (sponsored) video where they draw fanart for the next hit game from mihoyo a part of my soul dies

why waste 20 bucks on a ten pull when you could waste 20 bucks on an obscure indie game on steam that will permanently influence and change the perception and trajectory of your life forever

love how “great googly moogly” is the new thing all the ppl are saying these days

i legit know nothing about him but i think this is the most based arknights character in existence

KAMALA HARRIS IS ALSO A VALID TROLL NAME TOO HOLY SHIT

kinda fucked up how Ronald Reagan is a completely valid Homestuck troll name

those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times