Also Tbh If Emoji Movie Was Released Today I Think It Would Still Be Cringe But At Least A Little Less Cringe. - Blog Posts

tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)