Looked Up On AO3 And There's No Results For Their Ship. Am I One Of The Very First Kafswan Shippers Or—

don't you just hate it when ur casually strolling through the Tumblrs when sudden out from the void you are jumpscared by The Half-Naked Highschooler Posse of Blarchive

please don't call me Sensei, that's a rancid ass nickname if I've ever heard one

love how “great googly moogly” is the new thing all the ppl are saying these days

I think there should be a version of Pokémon Clover where instead of 4chan humor it's Tumblr humor, it could be a fun idea

when i was a kid when i was bored i’d look up the names of different candy brands and put “.com” at the end of em to see what i got out of curiousity, and that was how i found out (at the time) the domain for “skittles.com” linked you to the official skittles tumblr page????? bro skittles was an og tumblrina wtf

AHHDDJUDNDUD IM SO GLAD I GOT TO BE THE FIRST ONE EVER TO DRAW YOUR BABEY HHHHHDJUDJ YEAAAAAHJDJWNS

BATCH THREE OF ARTFIGHTSSSSS

first one is Sonar by BiaOwO, second is Little Boots by Den-ny, third is ??? (it doesn’t have a name yet) by @twptwp!! I did three of these things in a whole day holy moly

biggest character design downgrade ever smfh

anby WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU BRO—

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

i think i have a weird “reverse social anxiety” where im like pretty comfortable chatting and hanging with IRL flesh people most of the time but when it comes to online interaction and the idea of hitting it huge on social media i get very anxious and mind-racey, compared to other people who i THINK are more socially anxious IRK but more chatty online…??? Idk. But If i ever get a sudden “Wally Darling” type megafandom situation instantly surrounding me without buildup i’d just fucking shit myself and die.

sometimes i wonder if the reason why im hesitant to post on social media is cuz it’s going to actively damage my thoughts with paranoid thinking cycles and i will not be able to think calm unless i just not post shit. But idunno. Dippin my toes one inch into the water like im the most thalassophobic man alive tryin to face his fears.

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times