I Think There Should Be A Version Of Pokémon Clover Where Instead Of 4chan Humor It's Tumblr Humor,

favorite word?

monotonous, homunculus, visceral, ephemeral, daemon, ichor, artificer, fugue, stupor… there’s a lot of peak and kino words out there in the english language, too many to count…

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

art tutorial alignment chart

(my honest opnion)

personal alignment explanations below (warning looooooooong)

drawabox's got that lawful good aura to me. promising great improvement through a more rigid less flowy kinda drawing (boxes boxes boxes) yeah that's kinda lawful good ig. kinda resource for those who care for their drawings to look more accurate to perspective and proportion than just straight up wingin it dont have much to say about sinix. he's peak. he gets that neutral good label from me. morpho books by themselves would prooobably be lawful good (but less rigid more flowy) but i gave em the chaotic good label because that's the feel i get from the morpho fans themselves, who all preach about the greatness these books hold within their small thin compact travel sizes. it's partially because they're one of the very few books that actually teach about body fat (which is... kinda concerning if you really think about it. body fat is weirdly scarce among regular art tutorial books despite it having as much importance in the body as muscle and bone) and i put draw like a sir here because he himself has that chaotic good vibe. he teaches stuff (especially for beginners) REALLY well in a super easy to grasp manner and isn't afraid to be a bit humorous in his videos bob ross's pick is a lil weird, but lemme try to explain. his videos feel less like tutorials and more like... meditation i guess??? and i mean that's fine i guess. less for learning and more for unwinding by drawing along. we like a chill guy. i see less people on youtube use his videos to seriously learn and more people use his videos for extremely goofy art challenges lol. neutral in terms of educational value but lawful in terms of vibes ig lavendertowne is true neutral cuz i find her kiiiiinda mid. some of her videos are fine and there's a few interesting ones but most of them are kinda boring, there's better more interesting ones out there with similar subjects, especially on tutorials. bluebiscuit is also true neutral but a tier above lavendertowne. she's fine i dont hate her i guess her tutorials are nice for newbies and pretty accessible but still. there's videos with the same subjects as hers that i think are way better and more extensive ig true neutral (derogatory) and true neutral (affectionate) ethan becker, holy shit is this man chaotic neutral, both in personality and manner of teaching. he teaches some hyper-specific and potentially really useful skills for drawing anatomy and shape construction in a very simplified way (use the weirdly shaped triangle for everything) BUT the way he teaches it... god, he does it in the most drill-sergeant, nitpicky, push-you-down insults and spits on you kinda manner ever that it's actually kinda hard to actually retain the information you've learned in your brain even if you still remember how it went, somehow. i'd still recommend him but only if you enjoy being a masochist. there's prolly two kinda people who leave from an ethan becker tutorial: those who learn really fucking well from him, and those who felt so ashamed and insulted by him that their art progress and motivation just dropped by an entire year. megamegamikey... i mean, i havent watched his videos, but there's a good reason why i won't. i can just tell his tutorials are only for those who wish to draw anime girl tiddy gooner stuff, and not for learning actual serious anatomy (it's on the opposite side of the morpho books on the chart for a reason), and i dont wanna learn big bazoinga shit!!! if i wish to learn booba i will learn from the most accurate least sexy boingboing sourcessss!!!!!

also if you post a video with that as the title and thumbnail there's at least one thing VERY wrong with you and i will not trust your opinions on children and women anyways kooleen is neutral evil. i don't need an introduction. when i compare myself to her i actually develop pride and confidence from it instead of shame and envy like most cases because like. i feel so SMUG being able to draw and come up with much more interesting ideas than her. i can conjure up twisted beasts and floating vistas of wandering giants and the horrors of the self and gay fish yaoi from my rich and vast mind palace. she can only conjure up basic-bitch kpop boys and girls from her vaguely racist eurocentric-beauty-standard worldview. I am BEYOND her. I am STRONGER than her. I am SMARTER and more CREATIVE than her. I am more CHARMING and FUNNY than her. I am OBJECTIVELY better than her in EVERY SINGLE WAAAYYYYYY (evil laugh)

and last but not least. i think those how to draw manga books are on the same level of "if i give this to you as a christmas present i really fucking hate you" as these things

(only how to draw manga guy that's actually kinda good is mark crilley. he's not the best but he's an alright starting point. along with morpho he's also got the only tutorial books that actually teach about drawing fat people (though only for a few pages. it's still a very kind-hearted gesture, especially since anime casts tend to lean towards super skinny so i kinda saw that he wanted those who learned his wisdom to change that lol) whhheheheenrhbefdushid i loev art

what the FUCK is Asmongold doing in my quirky Earthbound-inspired RPG????? get him outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks so disappointed and sad in that boring skimpy ass maid-esque outfit, like she doesn’t want to be here. like she got shrunk into a doll and a little girl shoved her in the most awkward uncomfortable princess dress ever that’s now making her sad. this is supposed to be her super stronk SSS-rank form and yet these were the clothes she was given, looks like the uniform for a side-hustle she’s sick of instead of her super-powered kickass side. Looks like she’s gonna clean the dishes instead of clean the battlefield of its enemies. I can feel the resentment she has towards the character designers hired to work on her through the screen. girl whyyyy. she’s lookin at me like 🥺. whyyyyyy

biggest character design downgrade ever smfh

anby WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU BRO—

Y'know gacha games and Hazbin Hotel do both share one thing in common: unnecessarily overdesigned messes for character designs

One time I had a dream where Vivziepop made a Hazbin Hotel gacha game.

It looked a lot like Skullgirls in terms of aesthetics and UI design except with a looooottt more red. The characters were presented in a "cards" form and we're in the same artstyle as the show, I think Sir Pentious was an SSR rarity card. I don't remember what the gameplay looked like but I felt it would've been kinda ass

Even in my own internal dream-logic I thought to myself in the dream "of COURSE Vivzie would spend so much money on something incredibly stupid like a gacha game instead of what's truly important"

in my eyes, “femboy” and “feminine man” are two entirely distinct species from one another that have evolved to serve very similar ecological niches

the original post the reply was on had replies restricted so i couldn't reply to it but know that this is what i'm trying to reply to

but god that's so real, you know those "don't like don't read" people probably also claim to be "anti censorship" and "pro freedom of fiction" because they don't like being "censored" for being into cp and incest

thank you for also talking about this cuz god i have like an instant reaction of hate and disgust when i see blogs like that. sucks that replies were restricted on the post though

also god the thing about long bios. they're always like a ton of stupid titles or whatever that they made up for themselves/friends made up for them. like who cares. you're not some knight or whatever the hell you think you are. nobody's gonna read your wall of text

especially when all the text is like 1 shade off from the #000000 background it's on, i hate when people do that and i have to squint really hard and get really close to the screen and it's just not worth it

YEAAAAAAAH that shit’s been bothering me for da longest time… only carin about “anti-censorship” when it comes to their shitty dark shock slop fics horrifically misrepresenting and glorifying incestuous and pedophilic abuse, and not any other more important issues like censorship of free speech or wrongfully-controversial books in libraries… “freedom of fiction” my ass hhhhrhrudhdgsghshhh. very correct about everything else u said too,,,,,

also istg that after i posted this comment it ended up causing like… a BUNCH of weird hate anons to spawn in my inbox calling me jobless and cringe over that comment i made…

like srsly, quick question, do YOU have a job???? do YOU have anything more important to do in your life than call people cringe through anon asks over a single random comment they made??? and even if you do have a job why did you think this was necessary??? says a lot more about yourself than myself, ngl. calling me a grown-ass adult as a way to mock my immaturity even tho you’re being the immature ones here. and even as i post on this stupid website i still know there’s more important shit in da world to do than being here. all of you are pathetic pathetic pathetic. if “hater” was a job you’re not getting paid SHIT

on another note, this legendary moment in a pinterest comment section

the worst part is that nobody in the replies knows what the fuck kind of ship the name “pearl harbor” is actually tied to. horrifying

cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit

like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means

sometimes i like to sift through a bunch of really shitty samey cluttered Gacha Game Girl designs so i can see which ones actually have genuinely strong character design principles on them. Is their silhouette and shape language readable. Does their wardrobe and manner of dress speak about their occupation or role in the story. Is it not just a typical skinny gacha babe template and actually does something a little more wild. Do they stand out against other characters. Questions i love to ask myself while i trudge through the gacha slop

every gacha game is graded from a scale of “the Ultimate Aimless Slop Maidens” to “this is Actual Character Design” in my head. Genshin and Wuthering Waves are mostly on the far left, Limbus Company and Reverse 1999 are on the far right, Arknights is somewhere in the middle since there’s a mix of “this is genuinely practical memorable clothing” and “what the fuck are you wearing” here