What The FUCK Is Asmongold Doing In My Quirky Earthbound-inspired RPG????? Get Him Outta Here!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIFUMI NYAMADA HIFUMI NYAMADA-

too woke to be a redditor, too obnoxious to be tolerable

kinda fucked up how Ronald Reagan is a completely valid Homestuck troll name

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

finding a blazed post on your dash before it suddenly disappears 2 seconds later is like seeing a ghost vanish

funniest fanfiction moment gotta be when i found a danganronpa fanfic that confidently claimed in its description that it was, for all intents and purposes, “better than the official games”. and then the first chapter had Ibuki calling Byakuya Togami a redditor

i think i have a weird “reverse social anxiety” where im like pretty comfortable chatting and hanging with IRL flesh people most of the time but when it comes to online interaction and the idea of hitting it huge on social media i get very anxious and mind-racey, compared to other people who i THINK are more socially anxious IRK but more chatty online…??? Idk. But If i ever get a sudden “Wally Darling” type megafandom situation instantly surrounding me without buildup i’d just fucking shit myself and die.

sometimes i wonder if the reason why im hesitant to post on social media is cuz it’s going to actively damage my thoughts with paranoid thinking cycles and i will not be able to think calm unless i just not post shit. But idunno. Dippin my toes one inch into the water like im the most thalassophobic man alive tryin to face his fears.

upon looking into the blog of the asker I realized they were a pro-lifer. i immediately proceeded to block them before posting this. this is probably an experiment to see if ask messages will still be sent to blocked recipients lol. anyways

ur pfp looks like an evanescence albumn

hdhshhdhdh omigod

It’s actually a picture of Aiba (humanoid form) from the crazy hit detective video game AI: The Somnium Files, but a random glitch in the game made her bald lol

Im probably gonna replace it with my own art once i finally get the design of my damn internetsona down. anyways it’s still funny

cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit

like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means

the chicken jockey meme doesn’t feel real. it feels like one of those made-up memes they’d put into a mid-2010’s cartoon for a dedicated “meme” episode which cartoon reviewers at the time would call severely unfunny dated and cringe. but instead it’s a real meme in the 2020’s and people are going buck-wild over it and it makes me feel so weird about everything

shoutout to that one time where a pinterest folder just titled “creepy dude” with only exactly one image saved on it suddenly spawned into existence among my personal heavily curated collection of pin folders for some godforsaken reason

was my pinterest account haunted