Cursed Ship Names Are So Fucking Funny Y’all. Like Just Now I Found Out A Couple Of People Have Been

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

THEY TURNED CATAPULT INTO AN ANIME GACHA GIRL???!!!!!?????

okay well according to the canon Catapult Arknights here is a horsegirl, not a catgirl. But like still. Besides having dark hair and ears resembling your Catapult, the red streaks and blue eyes remind me of Cocksley and the green jacket reminds me of the iconic C&C Green Walls (even if it isn't the same kind of green)

this comic has rotted me

>video is titled “How I Made a Vtuber Design That Stands Out”

>creates the most boring-ass basic bland cliché easily-forgettable milquetoast Most Common Denominator lab-grown manufactured Nekopara-reject catgirl maid waifu in existence

”Why so sea-rious?” - the Soaker

Oh and also i drew this before i even fucking saw that official video of Black Swam dancing extremely lesbianly with Acheron

fuck it. She’s polyamorous. She has two hands. Electro polycule babey

Some months ago when the Penacony update came out i made a promise to myself that if I got Black Swan then I would draw her and Kafka kissing and uh yea. Calling em Kafswan. this was the first time I drew two people kissing lol. Happy last day of Pride Month DOT team synchronicity yuri yippee—

I haven't even played this game in months I was so burnt out that I intentionally skipped Boothill the guy I wanted most so I could break free from the gacha addiction cycle of pain lol. Also I apologize for the 3 people who follow me for not posting anything in nearly a year for some reason rip

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

whenever i look through stuff about shipping dynamics and someone mentions “the grumpy and sunshine” dynamic I legit cant think of anything else but the fuckin names of those two care bears

seriously i literally cant avoid it

bro i do not know this person. arranged marriage ass post

pinyatapix and @economicinflationkink? a match made in heaven

why does a cup of cold water from one of these bad boys hit so different

kinda feel like i wanna travel back in time and shoot the guy who invented the term “rule 34” before he even created it