Reblog If You Support Asexuals And Aren’t A COWARD

Ok ok I’ll do The Thing!! I ought to go on a date with him first though

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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I want a snail now

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore

Peter Birkhäuser

Oh just you wait I’ve got something cooking… just gotta figure it out first

he is sitting and pondering

I wouldn’t say confirmed just yet, but one of them writers is definitely rubbing their hands together mischievously

Trans Adrien canon?

@understandably-odd

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

awwww cute snek

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.