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bitches be like “I only date 6ft. and above” like hoe is you cordyceps??

Like-a so?

Preferred method of boiling?

Ingredients: people you don't like, comically large spaghetti noodles, comically large pot, water, salt

Pour water into comically large pot. Wait to boil. Sprinkle salt in. Stick people you don't like onto the comically large spaghetti noodles. Place people noodles into pot sticking up Jesus on the cross style. Wait for 2 days and voila. Boiled 👍

Moooo

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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When your AP test starts in 10 minutes but the ao3 yaoi just goes too hard

true form of God

I wouldn’t say confirmed just yet, but one of them writers is definitely rubbing their hands together mischievously

Trans Adrien canon?

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

@understandably-odd

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore

The absolute elation I feel from going onto unsuspecting victims’ strawpages and drawing loss in the submit a drawing section is too large for words. Too large for expression. Too large for containment. My joy is uncontained.

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

When you finally join fandom culture and now understand shipping discourse

so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone

Literally. I felt this immediately

This is... Strange.

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

“i am my fathers daughter” and it’s chat noir on the screen, falling on the ground. oh boy do i have the feeling they know exactly what they were doing

Real. Also hate it when an angsty fic’s characters are really progressive and well-versed in mental health terminology. Like no, author, the immature teenage boy that grew up in a society of toxic masculinity is NOT going to know that bad ways of dealing with pain are called “harmful coping mechanisms,” or that their friends’ desperate actions are “trauma responses.” He’s going to understand it through a completely different lens. His understanding won’t be any less sophisticated or meaningful, but it certainly won’t be clinical and academic.

reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

maybe this is just me idk

As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no one gets hurt,” said the 71-year-old Cabinet member and vaccine skeptic, who cocked his gun and kicked down the door of the facility, grabbing workers, shooting bullets at conveyor belts, and kicking down enormous vats of bright colored gelatin before demanding to see the “head autism scientist” so he could kill him and “end autism forever.”

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I’d give up a vertebra for these goofballs

Big day for the horse girls out there

can confirm

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course