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i have plans the haters will sabotage

As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no one gets hurt,” said the 71-year-old Cabinet member and vaccine skeptic, who cocked his gun and kicked down the door of the facility, grabbing workers, shooting bullets at conveyor belts, and kicking down enormous vats of bright colored gelatin before demanding to see the “head autism scientist” so he could kill him and “end autism forever.”

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bitches be like “I only date 6ft. and above” like hoe is you cordyceps??

maybe this is just me idk

pee pee poo poo

i took that personally

This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen omg

AU Where Shinsou runs a cat sanctuary and Cat-suki likes to bite his friends :)

When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore

When your AP test starts in 10 minutes but the ao3 yaoi just goes too hard

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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