So I’m Sure We All Know That Kishou Arima Is A Half Human. Born Form Yk A Ghoul And Human. But I Was

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“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

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“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

So fucking around on HOYOLAB and someone points out how Mr. Recca might be HSR’s actual Joachim (Welt)

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And I thought it would be so fucking funny. Bc it’s like. You two look nothing alike how are you the same person, and then Welt reveals that deep down he is straight up batshit crazy.

Am I wrong or no?

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October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

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March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

-Shitpost-

“Wait- How do I know your not Sparkle?” Caelus asks

“How do you know I am sparkle?” Welt says giving Caelus finger guns

“Good question.” Caelus says

Welt face palms

“Caelus That’s the joke. Don’t over think it.” Welt says

“Hmm.” Caelus says

“No seriously I’m Sparkle. Stop thinking you’ll hurt yourself.” Sparkle says ending her false appearance as Welt

“Hmmmm.” Caelus continues to think

“Dear Aeons above CAELUS.” Sparkle says shaking Caelus’s shoulders

“Huh?” Caelus says having snapped back into his senses

-just a dumb idea-

“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully

“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says

“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak

“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says

“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says

“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says

~Headcanons~

Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.

And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.

I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.

As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.