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-Shitpost-

“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

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“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-

Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.

How the fuck did he make me worse??

Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.

My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse

Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me

How the fuck did I fix him???

Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!

Nothing changes

Kiana: I could fix her

Mei: I could fix her

They fail horribly at fixing each other

Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable

Mobius is right

Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse

Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest

Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!

She tried and failed to fix Sakura

Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?

Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect

Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her

Rita is correct in her assumption

Potatoes are magical

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

GUYS SOMEONE DREW HIM WITH FANGS CAN YALL FIND THE OG POST????

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE FIND THE ARTIST

~Headcanons~

Idk why but I just headcanon Welt having fangs. And they don’t really serve any use other then to be scary when he’s angry and stuff. They are meant for tearing through human flesh and bone.

And he bites, and it’s hard. He’s like a refined but feral gremlin.

I can’t see Welt as just a kind old man, he’s is my silly. He is my silly little traumatized 8 year old and I can’t see him in any other light.

As a joke Void archives mocked Welts fang on the avatar he uses. Welt doesn’t find his mocking very funny.

Astral express edit :3

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(

I worked so hard please let this blow up

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!