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-Headcanon-
I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.
So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.
Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.
Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.
Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.
-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-
Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.
How the fuck did he make me worse??
Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.
My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse
Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me
How the fuck did I fix him???
Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!
Nothing changes
Kiana: I could fix her
Mei: I could fix her
They fail horribly at fixing each other
Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable
Mobius is right
Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse
Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest
Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!
She tried and failed to fix Sakura
Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?
Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect
Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her
Rita is correct in her assumption
I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.
Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-