~Headcanons~

Here’s some art~

Thoughts?

Hsr oc btw

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents

“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully

“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says

“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak

“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says

“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says

“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

HSR vs HI3 Post arguement

HSR:

Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment

Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day

Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon

HI3:

Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY

Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*

Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*

Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.

CHOP CHOP YALL

(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)

Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)

Kosma:”what?”

Kevin: “you heard me.”

Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep

Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma

Su: giggles

Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”

Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”